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Reader Ryan L. sent along this photo of Tony Parker that’s apparently been circulating on the internet, and I thought it was just too good to pass up. So here’s your chance to win something else from SLAM. Come up with the best caption and win a prize from the stack of goodies behind my desk (a stack that includes DVDs, hats, and all kinds of other stuff).
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“Look at me. I am a fool.”
“There is a fourth stick you cannot see. I am in distress.”
Tony’s wax ‘alter-ego’ will be officially introduced at the Grevin Wax Museum in Paris on October 7th… The Wax figure will wear the spurs uniform and as we can see on the picture, will hold a basketball with both hands. It will be placed next to Thierry Henry. Eva will be there for the october 7th event.
- abdul-jabbar doing his skyhook
- freddy weis with vince carter as his hat
- Ben Handlogten with a “slam’s official player” jersey
- Disaster Dickau (for no reason)
- Tim Duncan actually having a facial expression
- uncle cliffy with a joint in his headband
- Ron Ron throwing punches
- Mark Madsen dancing
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“Great work you guys! This will be the best cover ever! Beats even Iverson with an afro!! What kind of headline shall we use? How about `Tony Parker – Watch me get down and just do my thing’” Or, ‘Tony Parker makes them say eeugh!’”
..and you say MJ AND Magic used to do this, right?
or
I gave it my all
or
We just could not beat Dallas
The..
Fuck??
“So what was the name of this magazine again?”
Endorsements – 5 mil
Mansion – 2 mil
Foreplay with Eva? Priceless So this is what it means to be stiff. I feel ya Timmy. I got plastered after the game last night. I know you wanted me to calm my game down Pop, but this is taking it a bit too far.
After a disastrously irresponsible off-season by his floor leader in addition to star-allure antics throughout the entire year, the man known as Pop has seen enough.
Tony Parker, as the above illustration explains, is already suffering the wrath. What is displayed here is the Croatian Straightjacket, developed and perfected by Pop’s distant cousin. The revered Slobodan Milosovich. It maintains mobility in a dry state, but when accidentally mixed with water the stuff will get so heavy, you’ll sink before you can say “Fughet about it”! Furthermore, the Spurs in pursuit of a more experienced ball-handler, has traded for journeyman Jacque Vaughn, as insurance. Now that’s gangsta.
After a disastrously irresponsible off-season by his floor leader in addition to star-allure antics throughout the entire year, the man known as Pop has seen enough.
Tony Parker, as the above illustration explains, is already suffering the wrath. What is displayed here is the Croatian Straightjacket, developed and perfected by Pop’s distant cousin. The revered Slobodan Milosovich. It maintains mobility in a dry state, but when accidentally mixed with water the stuff will get so heavy, you’ll sink before you can say “Fughet about it”! Furthermore, the Spurs in pursuit of a more experienced ball-handler, has traded for journeyman Jacque Vaughn, as insurance. Mr. Parker has met the news of the trade with much resistance, as they were unable to pry the ball out of his possesion. Now that’s gangsta.
Popovich: Bruce we have been over this…
Bowen: C’mon coach we were just having a little fun. I’ve done much worse during games.
Popovich: Get him out of there! I can understand your little antics against other teams, but I’ve told you a hundred times before, there will be absolutely NO hazing!
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