August 13, 2008 9:32 am  |  316 Comments

Nancy Lieberman Looks Back

ESPN Broadcaster uses the Olympic break to reflect on a brief comeback.

by Stephen Litel

Respect.

How many times have you played ball against someone faster, more athletic and younger? No matter the game we each possess inside our own minds, there’s always someone who can knock your ego down a peg. That is, unless your name happens to be Kobe Bryant or Lauren Jackson.

Yet, as a part of the publicity surrounding the WNBA brawl earlier in the season, ESPN broadcaster Nancy Lieberman took to the court for a single game for the Detroit Shock. Let’s not forget she is 50 years old and played against players less than half her age.

In a recent conversation with Stephen Litel, Lieberman discusses how this event came to fruition, as well as how she felt comfortable and confident enough to make the attempt.

SLAM: Certainly, it’s something you’ve been asked a lot, but how did everything occur to have you suit up for the Detroit Shock this season?

Nancy Lieberman: Well, we’ve been talking about it for a year with a “wink-wink.” When Bill Laimbeer saw me at the All-Star game last year, I ran through the skills contest and he was impressed that my time was up there with the top two or three players in the competition. He made a kind of off the cuff comment that “Maybe we’ll sign you to a seven day next year” and my retort was, “Well, Bill, you have my number” and we left it at that.

I knew I was going to play in the WNBA this year at some point. I guess I did know when, but I had been talking to Minnesota. Then when Bill called and said he had a window of 10-12 days that he’d have a roster spot and asked if I could do it now. All the ducks lined up correctly because of my relationship with Detroit, having been their coach and GM, the game was on national TV on ESPN and, on the player side of it, I could get my number 10. You know, players are identified by their numbers and it just seemed like it was the right thing to do.

Then, of course, he was trying to get the paperwork done to get the approvals and then they had the brawl. I knew right then and there, in talking to Bill, this was a situation where they had time, they had a roster spot and I was ready to do it.

To be quite honest with you, it’s been one of the most phenomenal experiences I’ve had in a long time. I mean, how many people get to live their dream two or three times? The response worldwide, the amount of media, I’ve had over 5,000 emails and text messages from people all over the world who were inspired by what happened.

SLAM: Did you expect the reaction would be like that or what were you expecting?

NL: “Well, that’s a great question. I mean, I didn’t go into it with an agenda or anything like that or waiting for a reaction. Bill Laimbeer said, “Would you like to play?” My natural instinct was, “Yes. I’d love to play.” I’m so passionate, I love the game, I’ve been training, I’m healthy and I thought “what a great opportunity.” I mean, why should I say no? I mean, as long as I’m not going to embarrass myself and act like I’m 100-years old, why would I say no?”

“It’s the same to me as Oprah’s going on vacation and wants you to host her show for a day. I wouldn’t say no. I’d go, “Really? Ok, that’s cool.”

SLAM: Would you explain your relationship with Mannatech? Why are they a company you support?

NL: This is a true story. Back in 1996, I was doing an appearance and George Gervin and Otis Birdsong were at this appearance. I just mentioned to them that I was thinking about coming back and playing in the WNBA and I was going to be 39. Otis just asked if I was taking any products or vitamins and I said, “No, why?” He said, “You have to try this stuff. You won’t believe it.”

So, I ride it out and take it the way I’m supposed to take it. I was then on a touring team that played 18 games in 21 or 22 days. I get out there, start playing and I’m 38 at the time. All my teammates are 21 or 22 years old. We’re going through five hours a day of practice and the coach of the team says, “What are you on? What are you taking?”

I said, “What do you mean ‘what are you taking?’”

He says, “You’re in better shape then these players, and you don’t get tired at these practices.”

I said, “I get tired, but I feel great.”

So, I called Mannatech and asked, “What am I taking? I’ve waited 17-years to play in the WNBA.”

They told me, “Nancy, this is all natural,” and they got me on the phone with their doctors. I went over to Mannatech, I looked at all the ingredients and these people couldn’t believe my energy level. Everything about my conditioning, my recovery time and then some of my teammates even wanted to get on the product. When I ended up coaching in Detroit, my whole team was on it. It was really kind of cool.

So, I’ve been taking this product since 1996. I swear by it. Anybody who knows me, I give the product to. You have to take this for 120 days because you won’t believe how you feel. Your recovery time, your stamina, your immune system and your overall health.

Players that have played for me or players I’ve trained have all at one point or another been on Mannatech. So, to be quite honest, that’s just a way of life for me. In my mind, I wouldn’t be able to do what I do without having been on these products. Like I said, it’s not an experiment. I’ve been on them since 1996. I would never take on a challenge without that being a part of what I do. They’re the best. They’re simply the best.

I’m just telling you, try it for 120 days. These people do not pay me, okay? Usually I like to brag and people are paying me to brag about them, but these guys don’t pay me. I want them to pay me, but that’s what I’m telling you. I couldn’t imagine doing what I do, getting up in the morning and not having that be the first thing that I do.

I know I sound like a shameless endorser, but I’m really not. I mean, they do provide me with my products. I will say that, but beyond that, that’s the extent of what’s happened. If I didn’t think it would help me, I wouldn’t take it. I’ve never tried anything other than this in the last 12-years.

Check out Part Two of Nancy Lieberman’s interview with Stephen Litel later in the week where they discuss the WNBA season so far, as well as thoughts on the remainder of the year.

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  • German Reignman Posted: Aug.13 at 9:46 am
    This public service anouncement was brought to you by … and now, back to our regular scheduled Slamonline.com

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 9:49 am
    Hey, an advertorial.

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 9:50 am
    Or a mistake?

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 9:51 am
    Wait — a joke. Ok, now I get it.

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 9:51 am
    Sorry, I lied. I don’t get it.

  • tinheart Posted: Aug.13 at 10:11 am
    Basketball players pushing their endorsements? What a country!

  • Russ Bengtson Posted: Aug.13 at 10:23 am
    *drinks Coke*

  • Russ Bengtson Posted: Aug.13 at 10:23 am
    *wears Nikes*

  • Russ Bengtson Posted: Aug.13 at 10:23 am
    *types on Apple computer*

  • Russ Bengtson Posted: Aug.13 at 10:24 am
    *shoots self with Glock 9mm pistol*

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 10:28 am
    We should see if we can’t get 1,000 comments on here. I’ma go start a Facebook group right now.

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 10:28 am
    Sh*t, I should’ve made that two separate comments. Stupid!

  • Russ Bengtson Posted: Aug.13 at 10:30 am
    A Nancy Lieberman Facebook group? Great idea!

  • Russ Bengtson Posted: Aug.13 at 10:30 am
    Wait, what’s a Facebook group?

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 10:31 am
    I’m guessing there already is one of those. Thousands, actually. Probably.

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 10:31 am
    It’s

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 10:31 am
    um,

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 10:31 am
    see, there’s this thing called the internets

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 10:32 am
    and

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 10:32 am
    sorry, what were we talking about?

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 10:32 am
    sorry, what were we talking about?

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 10:32 am
    Awesome! Double-post! We can do this!

  • H to the Izzo Posted: Aug.13 at 10:33 am
    For that smooth Vodka taste,drink White Diamond Vodka.White Diamond Vodka-the drink of Latvian Kings!

  • Russ Bengtson Posted: Aug.13 at 10:34 am
    Is it anything like “Face/Off”? Or is it more like “The Notebook”? Help me out here.

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 10:34 am
    Well played, izzo. Two lines is too long, though. Gotta spread things out…

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 10:35 am
    I didn’t see either of those

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 10:35 am
    films

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 10:35 am
    ha!

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 10:36 am
    This “you can’t post more than once every 15 seconds” rule is a c*nt.

  • H to the Izzo Posted: Aug.13 at 10:36 am
    I recently viewed the moving picture “Pineapple Express”.

  • H to the Izzo Posted: Aug.13 at 10:37 am
    I found it humorous and well acted.

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 10:37 am
    This seems like a great place for a detailed review of said film.

  • Russ Bengtson Posted: Aug.13 at 10:38 am
    What happened to the Cline part?

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 10:38 am
    Spread out over a few dozen comments.

  • H to the Izzo Posted: Aug.13 at 10:38 am
    ^Brought to you by Columbia Pictures and Apatow Productions.

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 10:38 am
    Good start, Izzo.

  • Russ Bengtson Posted: Aug.13 at 10:38 am
    Did she and Patsy get divorced?

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 10:38 am
    Need more specifics details, though. Rule No. 1 of good writing.

  • Russ Bengtson Posted: Aug.13 at 10:39 am
    And is there a Womannatech?

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 10:39 am
    Russ: I think those vitamins took the unwanted last-name weight right off.

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 10:41 am
    No new comments in a full minute. Unacceptable.

  • Russ Bengtson Posted: Aug.13 at 10:42 am
    MANNATECH IS PEOPLE!!!!

  • H to the Izzo Posted: Aug.13 at 10:42 am
    Said movie stars James Franco(Spiderman 1,2 and 3) teaming up with Seth Rogen(Knocked Up,Superbad)

  • Russ Bengtson Posted: Aug.13 at 10:42 am
    Mannatech is Godzilla.

  • H to the Izzo Posted: Aug.13 at 10:44 am
    It was directed by David Gordon Green,who also directed George Washington-a movie everyone should see.

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 10:44 am
    Better.

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 10:45 am
    Izzo, what can you tell me about this Franco kid? I think he’s a talent.

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 10:46 am
    Also, I worry about Rogen doing too much too soon. Thoughts?

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 10:47 am
    49…

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 10:47 am
    Five percent there. Let’s keep going, people.

  • H to the Izzo Posted: Aug.13 at 10:48 am
    Well,Ryan,I believe Franco to be quite the talented young actor.He’s…

  • H to the Izzo Posted: Aug.13 at 10:49 am
    …a dab hand in both dramatic and comedic roles.Combine this with leading man good looks.The future looks bright for said actor.*

  • H to the Izzo Posted: Aug.13 at 10:50 am
    *Brought to you by the Gersh agency.

  • tinheart Posted: Aug.13 at 10:53 am
    Stephen Litel forgot to write “Hall of Famer Nancy Lieberman”. Stephen, there will be a nasty note from Nancy in your in-box tomorrow morning. He also forgot to mention that Nancy got to the Hall of Fame on the backs of Mannatech, makers of tasty chocolate Mannatech shakes as well as Mannatech suppositories, for those players who are realllly on the go!

  • Boing Dynasty Posted: Aug.13 at 10:57 am
    What kind of A’hole has never seen Face/Off?

  • Boing Dynasty Posted: Aug.13 at 10:57 am
    “i want to take his face…off.”

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 10:57 am
    This kind, apparently.

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 10:57 am
    Glad you could join us, Boing.

  • Boing Dynasty Posted: Aug.13 at 10:58 am
    Hi-five.

  • Boing Dynasty Posted: Aug.13 at 10:58 am
    and seriously, watch that movie.

  • H to the Izzo Posted: Aug.13 at 10:59 am
    A lucky A-hole,Boing,a lucky one.

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 11:00 am
    Probably won’t happen. I have kids now. Animation only.

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 11:00 am
    Wall-E was really good.

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 11:00 am
    Kung-Fu Panda was fun. Basically Dumbo with a panda, but still.

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 11:01 am
    Horton Hears a Who was so-so.

  • H to the Izzo Posted: Aug.13 at 11:01 am
    Wall-E was really fantastic.

  • Boing Dynasty Posted: Aug.13 at 11:01 am
    For the record i didnt know who Nancy Lieberman was till she signed that 10 day or whatever a cpl weeks ago, and for some reason i feel like i would be comfortable fighting her. I dont really understand it, its just a feeling i have.

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 11:02 am
    Let’s talk about that feeling.

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 11:03 am
    Do you hate your mom, Boing?

  • Boing Dynasty Posted: Aug.13 at 11:04 am
    nah, shes a cool lady. Im so fond of your mom tho.

  • Boing Dynasty Posted: Aug.13 at 11:04 am
    not so*

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 11:05 am
    Yeah, you and me both.

  • H to the Izzo Posted: Aug.13 at 11:05 am
    And down we go….

  • Eboy Posted: Aug.13 at 11:05 am
    I loved Wall-E.

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 11:05 am
    My mom is actually Nancy Leiberman. And my dad is…

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 11:06 am
    Mannatech!

  • Eboy Posted: Aug.13 at 11:06 am
    I also got a life size Iron Man cardboard standee “for my son”.

  • Boing Dynasty Posted: Aug.13 at 11:06 am
    She owe you money too?

  • Eboy Posted: Aug.13 at 11:06 am
    From 7-11.

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 11:06 am
    What’s really good eboy? Thanks for coming out.

  • Eboy Posted: Aug.13 at 11:07 am
    Try Pomi whole tomatoes next time you make a marinara sauce.

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 11:08 am
    I’ll tell wifey. She does the cooking.

  • H to the Izzo Posted: Aug.13 at 11:08 am
    *Bon Jovi joke*

  • Russ Bengtson Posted: Aug.13 at 11:08 am
    No love for my Sepultura reference?

  • Eboy Posted: Aug.13 at 11:08 am
    I miss The Wire.

  • Russ Bengtson Posted: Aug.13 at 11:08 am
    Refuse/Resist

  • Eboy Posted: Aug.13 at 11:08 am
    That was broadcast on Home Box Office Television.

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 11:08 am
    I do the dishes and laundry, though. Does that make me a man-b*tch.

  • Russ Bengtson Posted: Aug.13 at 11:09 am
    If one were to get paid for writing this piece, would it be supplementary income?

  • Eboy Posted: Aug.13 at 11:09 am
    A man-bitch has to be better than a mambitch.

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 11:09 am
    I kinda like doing dishes. Relaxes me. Plus we have nice sunsets out our kitchen window.

  • Boing Dynasty Posted: Aug.13 at 11:10 am
    clever.

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 11:10 am
    Russ gets a prize for that last comment. A life-time supply of…

  • Russ Bengtson Posted: Aug.13 at 11:10 am
    The French won a gold in Greco-Roman wrestling today. There has to be a joke in that somewhere.

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 11:11 am
    something

  • Eboy Posted: Aug.13 at 11:11 am
    A good way for your wife to make supplemental income is to sell Yankee Candles.

  • Russ Bengtson Posted: Aug.13 at 11:11 am
    And I still say Mannatech is people. People are natural, right?

  • Eboy Posted: Aug.13 at 11:11 am
    Vitamin Water is introducing new flavors for the fall.

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 11:12 am
    Interesting. That’s not even a euphemism, is it?

  • Eboy Posted: Aug.13 at 11:12 am
    Pumpkin Rasberry.

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 11:12 am
    Can’t stop won’t stop

  • Eboy Posted: Aug.13 at 11:12 am
    &

  • Eboy Posted: Aug.13 at 11:13 am
    Peach Pie.

  • Russ Bengtson Posted: Aug.13 at 11:13 am
    George Bush doesn’t like it when Georgia gets invaded.

  • H to the Izzo Posted: Aug.13 at 11:13 am
    Ryan,can you mail me something you’ve whittled?

  • Eboy Posted: Aug.13 at 11:13 am
    Making The Band is starting up again.

  • Russ Bengtson Posted: Aug.13 at 11:13 am
    Read his lips.

  • Eboy Posted: Aug.13 at 11:14 am
    On MTV.

  • Eboy Posted: Aug.13 at 11:14 am
    Next week.

  • Boing Dynasty Posted: Aug.13 at 11:14 am
    So when does part 2 of this drop, cus im literally fiending for more knowledge on the topic.

  • Russ Bengtson Posted: Aug.13 at 11:14 am
    I just found out that Dominique Wilkins and Dominique Dawes are actually different people.

  • Myles Brown Posted: Aug.13 at 11:14 am
    Im disappointed that two of my favorite smart asses couldnt come up with the requisite “Mannatech from heaven” joke. Or was it too obvious?

  • H to the Izzo Posted: Aug.13 at 11:15 am
    Republicans have a problem with Obama’s celebrity yet they have no problem with putting celebrities forward for office or accepting money from them.
    ^
    Brought to you by Bill O’Reilly’s conscience.

  • Eboy Posted: Aug.13 at 11:15 am
    Mannatch….Manatee, coincidence?

  • H to the Izzo Posted: Aug.13 at 11:17 am
    Manatee and Colmes?

  • Eboy Posted: Aug.13 at 11:17 am
    If a humpback whale, strapped with a nuclear warhead, is dropped on the Kremlin, does John McCain take a dive in the ratings?

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 11:17 am
    This post is why America’s great.

  • Eboy Posted: Aug.13 at 11:18 am
    Who is Ryan Jones and what does he do for fun?

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 11:18 am
    I’m gonna go pick up lunch. If this isn’t at 200 by the time I get back, you have all failed. Not me — you’ve failed freedom.

  • Boing Dynasty Posted: Aug.13 at 11:18 am
    Also a wide variety of cerials, jones.

  • Eboy Posted: Aug.13 at 11:19 am
    Russ Bengtson’s post about Isiah Thomas day in the life was…..

  • Eboy Posted: Aug.13 at 11:19 am
    not appreciated enough.

  • Eboy Posted: Aug.13 at 11:20 am
    Ryan is supporting capitalism by going to pick up lunch.

  • Eboy Posted: Aug.13 at 11:21 am
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  • Eboy Posted: Aug.13 at 11:22 am
    R*********U************L**********E***********S

  • H to the Izzo Posted: Aug.13 at 11:22 am
    Burger eating invasion monkeys.

  • Russ Bengtson Posted: Aug.13 at 11:23 am
    You wouldn’t need lunch if you used MANNATECH™.

  • Eboy Posted: Aug.13 at 11:24 am
    Sell that tagline.

  • H to the Izzo Posted: Aug.13 at 11:24 am
    I,for one welcome our new MANNATECH overlords.

  • Eboy Posted: Aug.13 at 11:24 am
    Excellent.

  • Eboy Posted: Aug.13 at 11:25 am
    Who’d win in a fight, Mannatech or McDavid?

  • Russ Bengtson Posted: Aug.13 at 11:25 am
    Women’s ping-pong is on NBC right now.

  • Boing Dynasty Posted: Aug.13 at 11:27 am
    theres some bad b!tches playing ping pong these days.

  • Eboy Posted: Aug.13 at 11:27 am
    Does anyone remember…laughter?

  • Eboy Posted: Aug.13 at 11:28 am
    F. Gump is the all-time ping pong Olmpic medalist.

  • Eboy Posted: Aug.13 at 11:29 am
    *Olympic*

  • Russ Bengtson Posted: Aug.13 at 11:29 am
    I think I might look into becoming a women’s ping-pong coach. Excuse me, TABLE TENNIS.

  • H to the Izzo Posted: Aug.13 at 11:31 am
    Michael Phelps is a user of MANNATECH
    (unless he loses)

  • Eboy Posted: Aug.13 at 11:31 am
    Ping Pong, badmitton, netball.

  • Eboy Posted: Aug.13 at 11:32 am
    Bruce Wayne live in stately Wayne Manna-tech.

  • Eboy Posted: Aug.13 at 11:32 am
    *lives

  • German Reignman Posted: Aug.13 at 11:33 am
    btw, what about giving Phelps his own category in the medal standings ?

  • Boing Dynasty Posted: Aug.13 at 11:33 am
    streeeeeeeeeeach armstrong.

  • German Reignman Posted: Aug.13 at 11:34 am
    he would be 7th place behind japan (I`m big in japan) …

  • German Reignman Posted: Aug.13 at 11:34 am
    …but bigger than russia

  • Boing Dynasty Posted: Aug.13 at 11:34 am
    everyones big in japan

  • German Reignman Posted: Aug.13 at 11:34 am
    … and still trailing germany …

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 11:35 am
    I’m back. And a little disappointed.

  • Eboy Posted: Aug.13 at 11:35 am
    Big, bigger, biggest!

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 11:35 am
    Listen

  • Eboy Posted: Aug.13 at 11:35 am
    Mannatech!!!!

  • German Reignman Posted: Aug.13 at 11:35 am
    except for maggie gyllenhall … shes not big in japan ..

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 11:35 am
    Here’s a list of things I came back from lunch with:

  • Eboy Posted: Aug.13 at 11:36 am
    I don’t care what anyones says, “Mannatech” needs to be the new “first” on the SLAM site.

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 11:36 am
    1, Chips & guac from Qdoba. Only thing there I really trust.

  • Boing Dynasty Posted: Aug.13 at 11:36 am
    maggie gyllenhall is flucking gross and she alomost ruined batman.

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 11:36 am
    Great call, eboy. But back to my list

  • Eboy Posted: Aug.13 at 11:37 am
    Where the fu*k did you go for lunch Jones, your desk drawer? That was pretty quick.

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 11:37 am
    2, A Peach Oo-La-Long Honest Tea. Tastes yummy, plus Opus from Bloom County is on the bottle.

  • H to the Izzo Posted: Aug.13 at 11:38 am
    Things White People Like #153:
    MANNATECH

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 11:38 am
    So you can’t lose.

  • German Reignman Posted: Aug.13 at 11:38 am
    my cigarette breaks are longer than your lunch breaks …

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 11:38 am
    3, Bon Jovi’s “Lay Your Hands on Me” in my head. Heard it at the store where I bought the Honest Tea. Unexpected.

  • German Reignman Posted: Aug.13 at 11:38 am
    … and i don`t even smoke

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 11:39 am
    I’m not even sure eboy would admit to liking that song.

  • German Reignman Posted: Aug.13 at 11:39 am
    … or at least do not inhale …

  • Boing Dynasty Posted: Aug.13 at 11:39 am
    german, just imagine your lung cancer vacation.

  • German Reignman Posted: Aug.13 at 11:39 am
    eboy nows the lyrics all the way

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 11:39 am
    Also: I saw a fat lady carrying a McDonald’s bag and a super-size soda.

  • Eboy Posted: Aug.13 at 11:39 am
    If the Bill the Cat was on a bottle of something I’d suck it down with fervor.

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 11:39 am
    I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt and assume it was diet…

  • German Reignman Posted: Aug.13 at 11:40 am
    *knows (tribute-to-eboy-grammatical-correction-posting)

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 11:40 am
    …but still, fat lady with McD’s bag and giant soda is NEVER a good look.

  • Eboy Posted: Aug.13 at 11:40 am
    One of my least favorites. Yes, I know all the lyrics though.

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 11:41 am
    Qdoba has a TV, and the Olympics was on. I don’t know much about swimming…

  • Russ Bengtson Posted: Aug.13 at 11:41 am
    Izzo 11:38: Outstanding.

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 11:41 am
    …but this Phelps person seems to be pretty good at it.

  • Eboy Posted: Aug.13 at 11:41 am
    “I’m a fighter, I’m a poet, I’m a preacher….I’ve been to school, and baby I’ve been the teacher”

  • German Reignman Posted: Aug.13 at 11:41 am
    soory ryan, gotta quit your attempt at shattering the comment record … im going home

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 11:42 am
    If I saw Michael Phelps today, I’d kick him in the nuts.

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 11:42 am
    Also, I’d be in China.

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 11:42 am
    I’m gonna call you French Reignman from now on. ‘Cause you’re a quitter.

  • Boing Dynasty Posted: Aug.13 at 11:43 am
    fact: swimmers remove thier nuts to increase aerodynamics.

  • Eboy Posted: Aug.13 at 11:43 am
    Dirk Nowitski has done enough of that for his country.

  • H to the Izzo Posted: Aug.13 at 11:44 am
    Ryan:I’d do the same to Nancy Lieberman.MANNATECH doesn’t come without sacrifices afterall.

  • German Reignman Posted: Aug.13 at 11:44 am
    hey, now I get it … you are receiving a “per-comment-based” dose of mannatech …. man, how cheap is that

  • Eboy Posted: Aug.13 at 11:44 am
    In the land of the fertile, the nutless man is most useless.

  • Eboy Posted: Aug.13 at 11:45 am
    “How sweet it is to be in love with Mannatech”

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 11:46 am
    I prefer the word “economical,” Reignman. “Cheap” just sounds, um, cheap.

  • Marcel Mutoni Posted: Aug.13 at 11:47 am
    mannatech and mannatech. two great tastes, that taste great together.

  • Eboy Posted: Aug.13 at 11:48 am
    Maybe Caputo can do a 4 part series on Mannatech.

  • Russ Bengtson Posted: Aug.13 at 11:49 am
    What would Bill Romanowski do?

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 11:50 am
    He’d punch a low-round draft pick in the head so hard that he’d never be able to play football again. I’m pretty sure.

  • Eboy Posted: Aug.13 at 11:51 am
    Who’s better at murder, Ray Lewis or OJ?

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 11:51 am
    Back on topic, is it true that Nancy is Joe’s mom?

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 11:52 am
    And if so, who do you think she’s voting for?

  • H to the Izzo Posted: Aug.13 at 11:54 am
    More to the point(not),who’s better at making it obvious they’ve killed their wife,OJ or Sid Vicious?

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 11:54 am
    I don’t think Sid and Nancy were married, Izzo.

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 11:55 am
    But I DO think…

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 11:55 am
    …we got 200 before noon.

  • H to the Izzo Posted: Aug.13 at 11:55 am
    Fine,their “partner”.

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 11:55 am
    Yeah.

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 11:55 am
    We did.

  • Myles Brown Posted: Aug.13 at 11:56 am
    All of you need a big glass of STFU. And some Mannatech, of course.

  • Russ Bengtson Posted: Aug.13 at 11:56 am
    Sid Bream and Nancy Lieberman were MARRIED?!?

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 11:57 am
    Listen, I have like eight stories due to various publications by this Friday, so I’m going to go now. But I expect/trust/hope that the rest of you will keep hope alive here. Don’t let me down, boys. You too, Holly.

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 11:57 am
    Props for Russ, though.

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 11:58 am
    Everyone check out twentythreeninedotblogspotdotcom. I think the Carmelo Anthony one is my favorite so far. Feel free to discuss… right here.

  • Eboy Posted: Aug.13 at 11:59 am
    Where has Holly been?

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 11:59 am
    Good night.

  • Ben Osborne Posted: Aug.13 at 11:59 am
    Newsflash: SLAM gets people to talk with the help of companies.

  • Ryan Jones Posted: Aug.13 at 11:59 am
    And God Bless.

  • Russ Bengtson Posted: Aug.13 at 12:01 pm
    What’s the MANNA Ryan? Afraid of getting a TECH?

  • Marcel Mutoni Posted: Aug.13 at 12:01 pm
    i can’t wait to read ryan’s feature on mannatech.

  • Eboy Posted: Aug.13 at 12:01 pm
    I would like to see a Mannatech t-shirt as a future SLAM prize

  • Lang Whitaker Posted: Aug.13 at 12:08 pm
    Ryan would never endorse product placement (cough, LeBron, cough).

  • Myles Brown Posted: Aug.13 at 12:10 pm
    Burn!

  • Myles Brown Posted: Aug.13 at 12:11 pm
    Sponsored by Bic.

  • bbaby Posted: Aug.13 at 12:11 pm
    How come Mutoni doesn’t have a link on his name?

  • Marcel Mutoni Posted: Aug.13 at 12:18 pm
    canada has yet to discover links, bbaby.

  • TADOne Posted: Aug.13 at 12:26 pm
    For not getting here in a timely MANNA, give me a TECH.

  • TADOne Posted: Aug.13 at 12:31 pm
    While alone and talking to myself…

  • TADOne Posted: Aug.13 at 12:32 pm
    …I enjoy the smooth taste of Bud Light.

  • TADOne Posted: Aug.13 at 12:32 pm
    Anheuser-Busch, St. Louis, Missouri

  • TADOne Posted: Aug.13 at 12:33 pm
    The WNBA are communists.

  • TADOne Posted: Aug.13 at 12:34 pm
    Who can’t beat Michael Phelps.

  • TADOne Posted: Aug.13 at 12:34 pm
    In a Speedo LZR suit.

  • TADOne Posted: Aug.13 at 12:35 pm
    Olympics are overrated.

  • TADOne Posted: Aug.13 at 12:35 pm
    Except women’s volleyball.

  • TADOne Posted: Aug.13 at 12:36 pm
    I’m off to take my Mannatech.

  • TADOne Posted: Aug.13 at 12:37 pm
    Mannatech allowed me to get this to 230 comments.

  • TADOne Posted: Aug.13 at 12:39 pm
    If Oden took Mannatech, he would have been practicing sooner.

  • TADOne Posted: Aug.13 at 12:39 pm
    If Josh Smith took it, he would have gotten more than $59 million.

  • TADOne Posted: Aug.13 at 12:40 pm
    It appears Ryan took away everyone’s Mannatech when he left.

  • TADOne Posted: Aug.13 at 12:41 pm
    Mannatech is for losers.

  • TADOne Posted: Aug.13 at 12:42 pm
    How Nancy Got Her Groove Back?

  • Boing Dynasty Posted: Aug.13 at 12:54 pm
    If Mike Beasley took mannatech he would still be 6′11.

  • B. Long Posted: Aug.13 at 12:58 pm
    When LeBron James was a baby, they mixed mannatech in his formula.

  • Boing Dynasty Posted: Aug.13 at 12:59 pm
    If Brandon Jennings took mannatech he would be smart enough to go to Arizona.

  • Boing Dynasty Posted: Aug.13 at 1:11 pm
    If Kwame Brown took mannatech he would be atleast as good as Erick Dampier.

  • B. Long Posted: Aug.13 at 1:12 pm
    If Bassy took mannatech he’d live up to the hype.

  • Boing Dynasty Posted: Aug.13 at 1:17 pm
    If Dan Dickau took mannatech he would still be a sub-par basketball player, but he would be less douche-baggy.

  • B. Long Posted: Aug.13 at 1:24 pm
    If Kobe took mannatech, they’d rename it mambatech. And people would hate him for it.

  • B. Long Posted: Aug.13 at 1:25 pm
    @Tad:If I was Josh’s agent he would’ve gotten more than 59 mil. Or any competent person for that matter.

  • Boing Dynasty Posted: Aug.13 at 1:28 pm
    If Josh Smiths agent took mannatech, Smoov would get Big Ticket money.

  • Boing Dynasty Posted: Aug.13 at 1:31 pm
    Side bar: why does Josh always look like he needs a shape up? Your in the NBA, handle that.

  • Eboy Posted: Aug.13 at 1:33 pm
    Mannatech made me turgid.

  • B. Long Posted: Aug.13 at 1:36 pm
    What is turgid?

  • B. Long Posted: Aug.13 at 1:38 pm
    Dirk must be taking mannatech because he grew some nuts and punched a Greek dude!

  • Boing Dynasty Posted: Aug.13 at 1:40 pm
    One of Barack Obama’s radical accosiates stole all Mcain’s mannatech.

  • B. Long Posted: Aug.13 at 1:41 pm
    If Michael Phelps took mannatech he’d win his 9th gold by running the point for TEAM USA.

  • Boing Dynasty Posted: Aug.13 at 1:42 pm
    If Adidas were made with mannatech the would be Nikes.

  • Boing Dynasty Posted: Aug.13 at 1:45 pm
    If Rashard Lewis took mannatech he would give some money back to Orlando, just cause its the right thing to do.

  • Eboy Posted: Aug.13 at 1:47 pm
    Look it up B. It can make you “hard headed”. Not unlike the goodness of Mannatech.

  • Boing Dynasty Posted: Aug.13 at 1:48 pm
    If i took mannatech i would be comfotable witg wearing a Rudy Gay jersey, which im totally not comfortable doing. But i really like his game alot, more then j smoov and iggy.

  • Boing Dynasty Posted: Aug.13 at 1:51 pm
    Hi, This is Yao Ming, with and import message, get mannatech.”

  • Eboy Posted: Aug.13 at 1:52 pm
    Mannatech gave D-Wade the power to rise from a wheelchair without a leg injury.

  • Boing Dynasty Posted: Aug.13 at 1:53 pm
    If Shaq used mannatech, he would already know how his a$$ tastes.

  • Boing Dynasty Posted: Aug.13 at 1:56 pm
    His use of mannatech is the sole reason Paul Peirce thinks hes the best player in the world. Its where he gets his confidence from, well, that and Nature’s Cure.

  • Boing Dynasty Posted: Aug.13 at 1:59 pm
    The Clippers used mannatech that one year they were kinda good.

  • Boing Dynasty Posted: Aug.13 at 2:02 pm
    Anything good that ever happened, mannatech was involed, and anything bad that ever happened, Eboy was probably in the area giving off creepy vibes.

  • Eboy Posted: Aug.13 at 2:06 pm
    Mannatech is giving me the power to enter Boing Dynasty’s mind and make him remember just how insiginificant he is in the scoop of human importance. (Put’s hands to forehead, channeling inner Charles Xavier)

  • Boing Dynasty Posted: Aug.13 at 2:09 pm
    You should wash the sperm of your hands before you rub your forehead(i dont wanna know whos it is either). And i think we could all use a scoop of human importance from time to time. Thanks sport.

  • Eboy Posted: Aug.13 at 2:12 pm
    Fu*k you, Boing, fu*k you right where the Mannatech goes in.

  • Boing Dynasty Posted: Aug.13 at 2:14 pm
    I apply mine topically, im not into the whole insertion thing you keep trying to coax me into.

  • d.Y. Posted: Aug.13 at 2:15 pm
    WNBA posts always get the most comments. Way more than Kobe.

  • Eboy Posted: Aug.13 at 2:16 pm
    Coaxing is not an option….. when you take Mannatech!

  • Boing Dynasty Posted: Aug.13 at 2:17 pm
    There you go again with your creepy vibes.

  • Eboy Posted: Aug.13 at 2:18 pm
    Oh, Boing, you’re such a colorless douche. :)

  • Eboy Posted: Aug.13 at 2:24 pm
    “I’m just telling you, try it for 120 days. These people do not pay me, okay? Usually I like to brag and people are paying me to brag about them, but these guys don’t pay me. I want them to pay me, but that’s what I’m telling you. I couldn’t imagine doing what I do, getting up in the morning and not having that be the first thing that I do. I know I sound like a shameless endorser, but I’m really not. I mean, they do provide me with my products. I will say that, but beyond that, that’s the extent of what’s happened. If I didn’t think it would help me, I wouldn’t take it. I’ve never tried anything other than this in the last 12-years.” Sure your not, Nancy.

  • Boing Dynasty Posted: Aug.13 at 2:24 pm
    w/e dude i met your wife at the grocery store on sept, 7, 2006 she was wearing a mini skirt with a 14 and a half inch strap-on hanging out, and listening to seal on some big ass DJ headphones. Strage lady.

  • B. Long Posted: Aug.13 at 2:27 pm
    E, love the Professor Xavier reference. And I looked up that word. Don’t old MJ highlight reels on youtube have that same effect?

  • Eboy Posted: Aug.13 at 2:28 pm
    You’ve lost, Bunghole Boing. Get back on topic. For Mannatech…… for the world.

  • Eboy Posted: Aug.13 at 2:28 pm
    Si, B.

  • Boing Dynasty Posted: Aug.13 at 2:29 pm
    Also when being used to describe myself, i prefer it to be spelled douché.

  • Boing Dynasty Posted: Aug.13 at 2:32 pm
    If netball players used mannatech, they would be WNBA players.

  • d.Y. Posted: Aug.13 at 2:35 pm
    What’s a netball?

  • Boing Dynasty Posted: Aug.13 at 2:40 pm
    If you want to find out what net ball is, eat the red pill. If you want to go back and live the rest of your life forgetting about today all together eat the green pill.

  • Eboy Posted: Aug.13 at 2:48 pm
    Must

  • Eboy Posted: Aug.13 at 2:48 pm
    get

  • Eboy Posted: Aug.13 at 2:48 pm
    to

  • Eboy Posted: Aug.13 at 2:48 pm
    300

  • Eboy Posted: Aug.13 at 2:49 pm
    for Ryan

  • Eboy Posted: Aug.13 at 2:49 pm
    for mankind

  • Eboy Posted: Aug.13 at 2:49 pm
    for Mannatech!!!

  • TADOne Posted: Aug.13 at 2:50 pm
    I’ll

  • TADOne Posted: Aug.13 at 2:51 pm
    help

  • TADOne Posted: Aug.13 at 2:51 pm
    you

  • Eboy Posted: Aug.13 at 2:51 pm
    I wonder if the comments will be closed for part two.

  • TADOne Posted: Aug.13 at 2:51 pm
    out

  • Eboy Posted: Aug.13 at 2:51 pm
    Cool

  • TADOne Posted: Aug.13 at 2:51 pm
    You’re

  • Eboy Posted: Aug.13 at 2:51 pm
    I

  • TADOne Posted: Aug.13 at 2:52 pm
    welcome

  • Eboy Posted: Aug.13 at 2:52 pm
    need

  • TADOne Posted: Aug.13 at 2:52 pm
    Mannatech for life!

  • Eboy Posted: Aug.13 at 2:52 pm
    :)

  • Eboy Posted: Aug.13 at 2:52 pm
    Mannatech, for your life!

  • TADOne Posted: Aug.13 at 2:53 pm
    Nancy would be proud!

  • Boing Dynasty Posted: Aug.13 at 2:53 pm
    Or they might realize how rediculous this post was, and swallow that part 2.

  • TADOne Posted: Aug.13 at 2:53 pm
    I want my cut.

  • Eboy Posted: Aug.13 at 2:53 pm
    We need a Noyz shoutout for this.

  • TADOne Posted: Aug.13 at 2:54 pm
    Worthless time waster is now accomplished. Off to lunch!

  • Eboy Posted: Aug.13 at 2:56 pm
    Agreed.

  • Boing Dynasty Posted: Aug.13 at 2:57 pm
    after re-reading part of this article it sounds like maybe old nancy was fuking with that speed.

  • tinheart Posted: Aug.13 at 3:24 pm
    Mannatech…it’s got what plants crave.

  • B. Long Posted: Aug.13 at 3:38 pm
    @Eboy: If you want a Noyz shout out, just beg shamelessly like I did! And fill up Ben’s email like a spam boner pill message.

  • J.D. Posted: Aug.13 at 3:45 pm
    A thousand comments seems daunting…unless Mannatech is applied directly to your forehead.

  • d.Y. Posted: Aug.13 at 3:50 pm
    That’s all it takes? E-Stalkery and a lack of dignity. Greatest love of all my a$$.

  • H to the Izzo Posted: Aug.13 at 3:52 pm
    I have not yet seen B.Longs shoutout but I know he didn’t deserve it.

  • Gunther Posted: Aug.13 at 4:20 pm
    Sofar I haven’t seen any useful comment. Why not? I’m taking the products and I feel great! God bless ya.

  • Ben Osborne Posted: Aug.13 at 9:29 pm
    Arguably the worst performance by Slamonline commenters ever.

  • German Reignman Posted: Aug.14 at 3:15 am
    Hey, shouldn`t we rename Farmer Jones to the new, healthy all natural “PHARMA” Jones ?

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    [...] Earlier this week, Nancy Lieberman discussed how her improbable comeback became reality. Now, in part two of her conversation with Stephen Litel, Lieberman gives her thoughts on the WNBA season prior to the Olympic break, as well as her thoughts on what will occur going forward. [...]

  • next2none Posted: Sep.11 at 5:19 pm
    no disrespect but if the wnba needs pg’s that bad tell them to holla at me

  • SLAM ONLINE | » Shock Are The Champs Posted: Oct.5 at 7:26 pm
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