By Ben Osborne

They beat up on Australia to win their fourth straight gold medal. I watched most of the game and was pretty entertained. A couple of notes: Candace’s handle—not to mention the rest of her game—is dope. Seimone is nice. I’m bored of Lisa Leslie but she does play hard. Mike Breen annoyed me less during this game than he does during men’s games. Ann Meyers used to be married to Dodger great Don Drysdale. Khalid basically predicted all this success in our special Olympic issue. Better buy it before it’s gone!