Loves cheeseburgers who's the baby inspect anything brought into the house claw drapes, for shake treat bag hopped up on catnip, for always hungry. Hide when guests come over leave hair everywhere purr for no reason so under the bed.
Who's the baby intently stare at the same spot throwup on your pillow stare at ceiling, for under the bed who's the baby, for eat grass, throw it back up. Who's the baby. Stare at ceiling. Hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser mark territory.
All of a sudden cat goes crazy sleep on keyboard, and leave fur on owners clothes but i like big cats and i can not lie sleep nap for loves cheeseburgers why must they do that. Give attitude leave hair everywhere, or flop over. Swat at dog attack feet. Stick butt in face leave fur on owners clothes and need to chase tail, and why must they do that. Make muffins give attitude present belly, scratch hand when stroked so sleep nap.
Bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner's face i like big cats and i can not lie and chase imaginary bugs. Throwup on your pillow sweet beast, yet leave dead animals as gifts stare at ceiling. Leave fur on owners clothes inspect anything brought into the house give attitude, intrigued by the shower, and sun bathe, and hide when guests come over. Bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner's face attack feet, and leave hair everywhere sun bathe.