Dallas Mavericks Read Top 10 List on Letterman

The NBA Champion Mavs made an appearance on David Letterman’s show last night. The Star-Telegram has the quotes from the Top 10 bit:

No. 10: forward Shawn Marion, ‘I don’t have to sit here and lie about how winning isn’t important.’

No. 9: guard JJ Barea, ‘The congratulatory sext from Anthony Weiner.’

No. 8: guard Rodrigue Beaubois, ‘Helped take the sting out of hearing Hef’s wedding was cancelled.’

No. 7: forward Brian Cardinal, ‘It’s every kid’s dream to lick the Larry O’Brien Trophy.’

No. 6: coach Rick Carlisle, ‘U.S. Constitution permits NBA champs to sit in on national security briefings.’

No. 5: center Tyson Chandler, ‘Celebrating with my kitties.’

No. 4: forward Caron Butler, ‘Why didn’t anyone tell me we won?’

No. 3: guard Jason Terry, ‘Now I can ask Mark Cuban for a raise.’

No. 2: owner Mark Cuban, ‘If you thought I was cocky and obnoxious before – get ready.’

No. 1: forward Dirk Nowitzki, ‘It might land me a Kardashian sister.'”