Dennis Rodman Headed to Rome Hoping to Meet the New Pope

Well, of course. Fresh off his misadventure in North Korea, Dennis Rodman now has his sights set on the Vatican. TMZ has the batsh*t crazy details: “Rodman — who wants to be there when the white smoke fills the air — is gambling just a bit, because the Cardinals are voting today and Rodman won’t land until late tonight. But our top Catholic source tells us it’s unlikely anyone will get the nod on the first vote. As for what Dennis wants to accomplish, he says: ‘I want to be anywhere in the world that I’m needed … I want to spread a message of peace and love throughout the world.'”