Meet the Rockets’ New Center

by July 15, 2009

Some guy named David Andersen will be in charge of filling the void left by Yao Ming. Good luck with all of that, Dave: “Yao? Yao? Yao? Well, no. David Andersen is not the Australian Yao Ming. He could, however, be the Australian Brad Miller. And he should play for the Rockets more than enough to bring that cheer – Aussie. Aussie. Aussie. Oi. Oi. Oi. – to Toyota Center. As soon as he signs a contract, which should not take a day or two, he will be penciled in as the Rockets new starting center.”