While we can’t kill the voters for choosing Dirk Nowitzki as MVP (we did just put him on our cover, after all), that didn’t make the timing of the announcement any less awkward. We know Avery Johnson and David Stern said all the right things when Dirk got his hardware, but what were they thinking? You guys are funnier than we are, so go ‘head and tell us. Whoever writes the best caption will win a dope prize from our vault and get their name in Trash Talk next issue.