The Joys (and Horrors) of Random Drug Testing

by April 13, 2009

It’s not a particularly fun procedure for anyone. Just ask Greg Oden and the poor bastard administering the test: “For Oden, there was little drama … for him. His monitor, on the other hand, might have a different story. You see, Oden doesn’t like to go No. 1 in the presence of other people. ‘I get shy,’ he says. So in order to provide a sample, he has to go No. 2. ‘The poor guy,’ Oden said matter-of-factly. ‘I apologized to him.'”