The Perfect Gift for the Crazed Kobe Fan

This is truly frightening: “Father’s Day is over, but there’s still Christmas. If you’re looking for just the right gift for that Lakers fan on your list, how about a life-sized bobblehead of Kobe Bryant? That’s right. You too can have Kobe standing in your living room for a mere $13,000. Imagine the envy of your friends when you tell them that all 6 feet, 8 inches of the Lakers superstar is at your house.”