Bizarro Media Day

By Sam Rubenstein

Back in the day, reporters and journalist types used to go to NBA games or media day, talk to the players and write about them.

That still happens, but now the players are using media day to tell you what they’ve been up to in “their own words”, and I put that in quotes because having a ghost writer is the new speaking. NBA.com brings you the player blogs, pre-training camp edition.
Atlantic: Ryan Gomes, Steph, Jamal Crawford, Allen Iverson, Willie Green, Kyle Korver.

Central: Ben Wallace, Kirk Hinrich, Donyell Marshall, Daniel Gibson (he’s on the Cavs), Chauncey, Al Harrington, Whoo Jackson, Charlie Bell, Bogut.

Southeast: Josh Childress, Zaza, Adam Morrison, Raymond Felton, Gary Payton, James Posey, Dwight Howard, Jameer Nelson, Caron Butler, Gilbert the oxygen man.

Southwest: Jerry Stackhouse, Jason Terry, Desmond Mason, Tyson Chandler, Michael Finley, Brent Barry.

Northwest: Joe Smith, Andre Miller, Mike James, Ricky Davis, Raef LaFrentz, Nick Collison, Earl Watson, Andrei Kirilenko.

Pacific: L’il Dun, Troy Murphy, Corey Maggette, Elton Brand, Chis Mihm, Kwame, Shawn Marion, Raja Bell.

Alright, that is alot of reading material. I’m sure there are some quotes of the day hidden in there.