Death: Only Way to Get Rid of Isiah

by Marcel Mutoni

If James Dolan ever decides to fire Knicks head coach Isiah Thomas, he might want to think about using something other than a pink slip. Homicide, for instance, seems like a viable option. But hey, don’t listen to me, here’s Isiah himself with the helpful suggestion:

“I fight till I die,” the embattled Knicks coach said Tuesday after practice. “It’s not about giving up or quitting. To me it’s win or die, and I literally mean death.

I don’t mean walk away, I mean death.”

So there you have it, Knicks fans. Literal death is the only way to get rid of this guy. Fun!

Tonight, the Knicks host equally lowly Seattle (both teams might actually lose!), but the grieving Stephon Marbury is not expected to play.