Knicks Win, Fight Amongst Themselves

by Marcel Mutoni

Everyone’s favorite laughing stock, the New York Knickerbockers, got a rare win last night. They gutted out a tough overtime victory in Washington, and it appears that the effort might have been sparked by a little brouhaha on the bench.

Randolph threw a cup of water at Robinson, who responded by tossing back a towel before they were separated.

Randolph, who had missed an ugly shot just prior to the skirmish, called it heat of the moment.

Ho hum, just another day in Knickville.

I sincerely hope that Vince Carter joins this band of basketball crazies. If Nate Robinson throws a towel at him, he’ll either cry or be out for the season with a migraine. Seriously, Isiah, make this happen.