Steer Clear of Bassy

by Lang Whitaker

OK, so it really isn’t Bassy’s fault, but remember how Bassy got caught up in that chain-yanking scenario a few weeks ago outside Puffy’s restaurant? Now Bassy’s former high school teammate Nyan Boateng, who switched sports and is now playing wide receiver for the Florida Gators, has been stabbed in the leg by a female student.