Shaquille O’Neal. A diesel truck with a Superman logo on the grill. A driver’s cap. Sometimes these captions almost write themselves. Almost. But since they don’t, we dutifully ask for your help, kind readers. Is the Shaq era in Phoenix already a disaster? Or is it still in chapter one? Did he really drive that rig to a game? Please, fill in the blanks. You should know the deal by now: give us your caption for this photo. Whoever writes the funniest caption will win a dope prize from our vault and see their name in Trash Talk next issue. Now get on it!