Kevin Love & Russell WestbrookAhh, All-Star Weekend. Lots of basketball, lots of parties, and, um, lots of ill-conceived photo shoots that we’re still sifting through weeks after the fact. This picture of former UCLA teammates Kevin Love and Russell Westbrook, who were reunited on the Sophomore Team in Dallas, is one example of a shoot that is not really working for us. We know it calls for a funny caption, but we keep coming back to “Former diarist meets current cover subject.” That’s obviously not going to get it done. Got a better idea? We want jokes!

Whoever writes the funniest caption will win a dope prize from our vault and see their name in Trash Talk in the next issue.