-Personally, I couldn’t care less (because it was, after all, a stupid stunt for an even stupider television event), but Bill Livingston of the Plain Dealer is ticked off that LeBron James slam-dunked a baby doll during the ESPYs.
In trying to make fun of his “King James” image, he created a worse one in a matter of seconds.
Shouldn’t anyone be in hot water after slam-dunking a baby?
(Take a walk, dude.)
-The Spurs have re-signed the fantastically named Fabricio Oberto. It’s a three-year deal worth $10.5 million. It should come as no surprise that San Antonio has all 12 crew members from the current championship team returning next year. I fear for the rest of the NBA’s safety.
-Is Eddie Jones on the move?
Word is Eddie Jones, who has been awaiting a Heat offer, again has been considering overtures from Dallas (like he did in February).
(Speaking of Collins, here’s his unique take on the matter: “Here’s to hoping [LeBron] kills that Debby Downer b*tch.” A gentleman that Collins, through and through.)