What in the Name of Karl Malone is Going On Here?

If you’d told me 10 years ago that the Utah Jazz would be a) averaging 100-plus per game in the Western Conference Semis, and b) being led by a Dookie—and c) that I’d be rooting for them, I probably would have punched you in the face. Or at least laughed derisively.

Instead, that’s EXACTLY WHAT’S HAPPENING?

Next up, the Apocalypse.

Discuss.