Especially if your name happens to be Louis Amundson, who Zach Randolph claims tried to kiss him last night during their tussle.
Check out what Z-Bo did in Phoenix as his Clippers were in the process of getting demolished by the Suns:
You stay classy, Zach Randolph.
From the looks of things, Amundson did absolutely nothing to deserve a facial re-arrangement courtesy of Zach’s fist. On a seemingly innocuous box out, Randolph knocks Louis to the ground with his forearm, and after the pony-tailed forward collects himself, he is greeted with a swift punch to the face.
A suspension is obviously on the way; the only question is how long should Randolph be forced to sit in street clothes?