by Lang Whitaker

Not much to say here, other than…

1. Each time I post a new Dirty 30, I rank the teams anew, meaning I don’t look at the previous rankings at all until I have to enter in the PREV slots. So I thought it was kinda funny that so many teams (12 of the 30) are in the same place they were two weeks ago when I last posted a Dirty 30.

2. In short, I think L.A.’s the best team in the League because of their depth, their offense, their experience, their coach and their size. But Cleveland and Boston are not far off.

3. Finally got rid of my Sidekick and made the move to a G1 phone. (Thanks, T-Mobile!) I am not regretting it whatsoever thus far.

4. In the COMMENT section on the Dirty 30, I try to drop all the links I don’t have anywhere else to post (other than on my Twitter feed, at least until we get that hooked into The Links). So have fun with those.

Let’s get Dirty…

13Los Angeles Lakers46-10You know the one guy on the Lakers who is getting criminally slept on? Derek Fisher. He must be one of the most dangerous players in the NBA with a career ppg average below 10, right?
22Cleveland Cavaliers43-11Two things keep me from being convinced that the Cavs are a legit Championship team: 1) Lack of quality depth, particularly on the interior 2) Lack of offensive imagination. I’m just not sure how much having the best player in the world factors in to rendering those points moot.
31Boston Celtics46-12I know they KO’d Phoenix and Denver without KG, but they lost to Utah before that with him. I think the Celts are a little too inconsistent this year, especially without the added depth of James Posey and PJ Brown. And Mikki Moore is no PJ Brown.
44Orlando Magic41-145-3 since Jameer went down, but I think ultimately Rafer will make them a more dangerous team.
55San Antonio Spurs37-17From the Spurs team report on Yahoo!!!!!!!!!!!: “C Fabricio Oberto took his father along for the final leg of the Rodeo Trip, which ended Saturday at Washington. Raul Oberto traveled from Argentina to watch games at New York, Detroit and Washington. The elder Oberto had not seen his son play in person since 2000, when Fabricio was playing in Spain. The son said it was hard persuading his dad to take two weeks of vacation from his job at a farm equipment supply company.”
67Denver Nuggets37-20Great Nuggets stat I learned on Twitter yesterday: Teams that get to the line most often, measured by fta/possession: 1. DEN 2. UTA 3. ORL 4. GSW 5. PHO. Lowest? NYK, SAS, and DAL.
710Houston Rockets35-21In a roundabout way, I think the Rockets losing T-Mac for the season actually helps them, because now they don’t have to worry night-to-night about whether or not he’s going to play. At the same time, they lose their best one-on-one scorer.
88New Orleans Hornets33-22The Hornets are the second-worst rebounding team in the NBA. Coaches always say rebounding is about desire and hustle. Desire and hustle are either innate or are fostered by coaching. Which means…
96Portland Trailblazers35-20Does anyone still think Greg Oden isn’t injury prone? In other news, the Blazers looked great last week, but I still think they’re one year away from being true contenders. Though it helps that Brandon Roy gets calls like Michael Jordan used to.
1011Phoenix Suns31-24We’re about to find out just how good Suns trainer Aaron Nelson really is — he can keep Nash and Shaq healthy, but can he somehow make Amare/é/’e’s eye heal faster?
1112Utah Jazz34-23Watched the Hawks/Jazz game last night and the one thing I can say for certain is that Jerry Sloan somehow gets those guys to consistently play really hard.
1215Atlanta Hawks32-24During last night’s Hawks game, as Mike Bibby played his best Steve Nash defense, I was told that he was suffering from the same illness that’s been going around the Hawks locker room of late. What, I wondered, the no-defense flu? Remember how the Hawks were playing great defense in November? Neither do the Hawks.
139Dallas Mavericks33-22They’re 11 games over .500, but they’ve gotta be the best boring team in the NBA. We need Cubes to stir up some excitement and stop blogging about Bernie Madoff. The man is obsessed. At least J-Kidd’s alleged girlfriend is gonna be in Playboy.
1414Miami Heat29-26I’m glad the Heat finally got a point guard, but I didn’t expect it would be D-Wade.
1516Philadelphia 76ers27-28I just did the math, and this has to be a record of some sort: Our man Sammy Dalembert is on pace to finish the season with a 4.8-1 turnover-to-assist ratio.
1618Milwaukee Bucks28-31Latiiiiiiiiiiiika!
1713Detroit Pistons27-27Again, I had no idea this sort of collapse was coming. None at all. Shocking.
1817New Jersey Nets25-32By far the funniest part of this video is when Brook “Bull” Lopez sees his favorite comic book artist. His voice kinda sounds like Buffalo Bill from “Silence of the Lambs.” Or Bull from “Night Court.”
1919New York Knicks24-32Nate Robinson is the best 5-7 two-guard in the history of the NBA. Discuss.
2020Chicago Bulls25-31In honor of Khalid: (Del) Negro, Please.
2121Indiana Pacers24-35At least Mike Wells seems to be enjoying covering the Pacers.
2222Toronto Raptors22-36I linked to this on my Twitter page yesterday, but if the new PSP ends up looking like this, I’m in.
2323Charlotte BETcats22-34If I did this as a Separated At Birth I’d get hated on, but still…
2425Golden State Warriors20-37It’s just one man’s opinion, but here’s some reading to get you G-State (and OKC and Sacto and Minny and whoever else) fans prepped for next year.
2524Minnesota L-Wolves18-37Since we’re in Minnesota…I had a dream last night that I went to some sort of seminar about learning how to be a DJ and for some reason it was taught by Prince. He started the class off by grabbing a record and putting on “Purple Rain” — you know, the electric guitar intro part — and then suddenly he did something and became almost completely invisible like one of The Chimera in “Resistance 2.” Then I woke up. The lesson? Don’t play “Resistance 2″ for two hours just before going to bed.
2626Memphis Grizzlies15-40Congrats, Marko. You done good.
2727Oklahoma City Thunder13-43College basketball is full of cheaters. I’m glad they’re finally cracking down on them.
2828Washington Wizards13-43Hey Wiz fans, at least all your players have shown up.
2930Los Angeles Clippers14-43Since we’re in Hollywood here, anyone watching the new season of “The Amazing Race”? Sad to see Randy Johnson and his much older wife lose this week. Hilarious when dude broke down at the end. This is called great TV.
3029Sacramento Kings12-46By far the best thing about the Kings this season is Jason Thompson’s twitter feed. I love hearing about what he eats for breakfast.