Colin Farrell and Vince Vaughn will have big shoes to fill in season 2 of the hit HBO drama “True Detective”.

But who cares about those guys? We need Charles Barkley and Shaquille O’Neal to assume the reigns of the show in season 3.

Sir Charles and Shaq have auditioned for the two leading roles, though it’s unclear if they even know what “True Detective” is.