by Lang Whitaker

Time to introduce another new bauble to SLAMonline.com. A few weeks ago, I came up with five questions. They’re simple, they’re innocuous, but they’re things I thought would generate at least mildly amusing reactions.

So, every so often we’ll post a new entry that we’ll call Starting 5. Five identical questions, several different answers, one cool player.

For our debut, today’s player is eight-time All-Star, two-time NBA MVP and three-time NBA Finals MVP Tim Duncan.

(By the way, the part at the very beginning that’s sorta inaudible is when Duncan sits down and snatches my questions away from me, and I point out that he’s looking at the wrong page.)