Greivis Vasquez Says Raptors Need an ‘Asshole’ Like Paul Pierce

Washington Wizards forward Paul Pierce spent the last four games casually tormenting the Toronto Raptors on and off the court, culminating in a humiliating sweep.

Pierce cost the front-office money, got in the heads of the Raptors’ fans, players and even the media that covers the team.

According to Greivis Vasquez, the Raptors are lacking a guy with the sublime trolling powers of The Truth.

Toronto may also be in the hunt for a new coach, as the vultures have begun circling around the embattled Dwane Casey.