by Marcel Mutoni

Jason Williams isn’t feeling very jovial this holiday season; with trade rumors swirling around him and his teammates, Eboy says the insecurity is getting to him and his family.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot, he also goes on to say that NBA players are nothing more than handsomely-rewarded prostitutes:

“The thing about it is how it affects your family,” Williams said before scoring nine points in Tuesday’s 96-82 loss to the Cavaliers.

“We’re like some high-paid prostitutes anyway in this league,” he said. “They just use and get rid of us whenever they want.”

Merry!

The ultimate pimp (David Stern) will surely see to it that one of his girls players gets the punishment he deserves for having gotten out of line.

J-Will, who’s in the final year of his deal, can expect a call from Stu Jackson (who doles out fines and suspensions) within the next 24-48 hours.