Apparently, 34 percent of the people in this poll are fucking morons.

No, seriously. We need to know what planet the people responding to this poll were born on. Are they in first grade? Wait, even a first-grader wouldn’t say this. This is so, so stupid. If you think MJ is beating LeBron in a game of 1-on-1 basketball today, you are stupid. If you’re reading this, hopefully that means you’ve read our website before and therefore can’t be this stupid.

Jordan is 52 years old. LeBron is 30 and damn near unstoppable even in the face of current fellow NBA All-Stars.

But apparently 34 percent of these 1,500 random people are.

From something called Public Policy Polling:

There’s no such division when it comes to who NBA fans think is the best player of all time. 77% pick Michael Jordan on that question to only 14% who think it’s LeBron James. In fact despite his being 52 years old, 34% of NBA fans think Jordan could beat James one on one now- as in the year 2015- to just 54% who think James would win despite being in the prime of his career.

Don’t be stupid, people.

Prime Jordan vs. Prime LeBron? That’s an actual debate worth polling. This is dumb as shit.

H/T: Ball Don’t Lie