You know, for a guy with more than a billion dollars in the bank, Mark Cuban wears a lot of cut-off tees. Just sayin’. One thing, though, Mark: Please, for the love of all that is holy, never refer to your penis again. Thanks!

(All told, Cubes is actually a pretty good dancer. Does this mean I’ll be tuning in to next episode of Dancing With the Stars, thus making the girlfriend extremely happy? Um, no.)