Some guy named David Andersen will be in charge of filling the void left by Yao Ming. Good luck with all of that, Dave: “Yao? Yao? Yao? Well, no. David Andersen is not the Australian Yao Ming. He could, however, be the Australian Brad Miller. And he should play for the Rockets more than enough to bring that cheer – Aussie. Aussie. Aussie. Oi. Oi. Oi. – to Toyota Center. As soon as he signs a contract, which should not take a day or two, he will be penciled in as the Rockets new starting center.”