It’s generally assumed that it’s only a matter of time until the Orlando Magic trade Dwight Howard (or foolishly let him walk away for nothing next summer as a free agent), and the team is now hilariously surveying season ticket holders to see if they’ll continue to buy game tickets with the superstar center no longer in town. Per CNBC: “Magic season ticket holder survey asks: If Dwight Howard leaves, will you renew? (via @ebayticketshop): ‘If Dwight Howard leaves the Magic, I will not renew my season tickets’”