Wednesday, March 23rd, 2011 at 2:23 pm  |  16 responses

Links: Podcasts, March Madness and Winning

Plus, Jimmer!

by Lang Whitaker | @langwhitaker

You guys saw the new SLAM covers, right? Well, the last week or so has been about us here scheming up a new SLAM cover that will drop right around the time the Playoffs start. Hopefully we won’t have the problem we had a few years ago where we put Shaq and Dirk on the cover and the both of their teams lost in the first round, before the issue even really hit newsstands. That was not good!

Anyway, last weekend we did a contest asking for your most embarrassing moments on the basketball court, and we got about 50 responses, all of which were great.
I think winner has to be Allenp. As I said in the original post, the winner will be whoever makes me laugh the most. And this story from Allenp made me LOL…

Once, during youth ball, we were doing baseline slides. I was tired of doing it and I had the bubbly guts because I needed to take a dump. So, at one corner, I stomped my foot really bad to express my disgust. Unfortunately, that also loosened my sphincter and I let out a massive fart that the entire gym could hear because it was so quiet. They all thought I had stomped to hide the fart and teased me about it for the rest of the season.

Ah, the dreaded stomp-fart. Thanks for sharing. Allenp wins a size XL Li-Ning Baron Davis Beardman letter jacket, and also a dope Baron Davis action figure that Li-Ning kicked in. (And thanks, Li-Ning!) Allenp, click on my name above and email me your address.

• We’re finishing the new SLAM tomorrow, and then I’m taking off for the weekend, and then next week I’m back and we’re going to be just weeks away from the PLAYOFFS!

In the meantime, if you’re looking to kill several hours, here are the last two podcasts Sekou and I did for NBA.com.

– First, from last week, a March Madness podcast with a stellar guest lineup: the always great Kenny Anderson, NBA.com’s college hoops and Draft guy Chris Dortch, Philly’s Evan Turner, and Indy’s Tyler Hansbrough. If nothing else, listen to Kenny’s response when I tell him that we did a story on SLAMonline.com where we polled the various SLAM writers about their favorite college players of all time, and he was the only player to get multiple number one votes.

To download the podcast click here. To subscribe on iTunes, click here.

Or you can listen via the flash player here:

– This week, we had NBA.com’s Steve Aschburner and Drew Packham on, as we talked Bulls and Rookies and tried to get back to talking more about the NBA…although we ended up talking Jimmer, anyway.

To download the podcast click here. To subscribe on iTunes, click here.

Or you can listen via the flash player here:

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  • http://www.slamonline.com Mars

    shout out slamonline and AllenP. And Kenny Anderson is the man, remember those Celtics days?(sigh) He’s going to Georgia Tech tho. He needs to school some of these NBA PG’s. They need it.

  • http://nobulljive.com Enigmatic

    Congrats to AllenP!

  • http://www.stonesthrow.com Michael NZ

    Ha! I knew that Allenp story was going to win. Hilarious. HOWEVA! can he win since he’s on the payroll? Kidding, congrats. Hey Lang, Sekou messed up one time when he asked Evan what its like to go from college star to NBA star. NBA star? And Kenny Anderson is awesome.

  • spit hot fiyah

    letter jacket

  • Riggs

    bubble guts always wins, also mud butt. Word to allenp!

  • K.a.

    I sorta figured allenp looks kinda like bdiddy so this is apt

  • http://slamonline.com Allenp

    Nah, I wish I had a beard like BDiddy. I can’t grow a beard for nothing.
    I’m humbled and proud to accept this award on behalf on all people who have farted at the most embarassing times. Thank you.
    I have another great story involving bowels, but since it’s not basketball related, I won’t share it.

  • http://pickandroll.tumblr.com/ airs

    Allenp, i think you have to share this story now that you mentioned it. that should be another contest, im sure everyone has a bowel story!….okay maybe not a great idea, but im sure it’ll be hilarious. or disgusting but whats the difference.

  • http://nobulljive.com Enigmatic

    I always pictured AllenP looking like Dwayne Wayne.
    Not a typo.
    Not “Dwyane Wade” of the Miami Heat.
    Dwayne Wayne of A Different World, portrayed by Kadeem Hardison.
    Flip-up glasses and all. lol

  • VillanuevasPube

    I once kissed a man inadvertently when spinning into the lane.. that man was also my best friend.

  • http://slamonline.com Allenp

    That is funny. I look nothing like that, at all.

  • http://hibachi20.blogspot.com Moose

    I’ve always pictured Allenp looking like Morpheus from The Matrix.

  • http://www.razbet.com/ Raz

    Congratz for the new cover !

  • http://nobulljive.com Enigmatic

    Or Denzel in Malcom X.

  • http://nobulljive.com Enigmatic

    A smart-looking dude, basically.

  • http://www.bulls.com Enigmatic

    I’d like to think Lang was inspired by me for his whole “Rose for MIP” point he made on The Beat this week since I’ve been saying that since December on here.
    I highly doubt it, but it’s nice to dream. Lol.