Along with Tom Hanks and Elton John, Knicks star Carmelo Anthony guested on SNL last night, acting as a female shot putter named “Carmela St. Knix” and as himself in a digital short called “Lazer Cats, The Musical.” Hopefully the basketball thing works itself out, because we’re not too sure ‘Melo has a shot at a full-blown acting career, at least based on these clips.