Sadly, this doesn’t measure up to last season’s hilarious “Fan Up!” fiasco (or the Phil Collins joint) but it does have its moments (see: Curry, Eddy.)
(H/T: Palm Beach Post)
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LeBrons the man but wtf is this sh!t
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LeBron is counting ” not one.. not two.. not three..” again at 0:35 of the vid lol.
Anyways nice video. I like that song.
Maybe it would look alot better if we were all sitting at AA arena watching it with a bunch of screaming ppl next to us lol. By boi Dwade looks like Captain Crunch! lmfao.
Ok that is the gayest thing I have ever seen that has a link with any basktball, ne it NBA, WNBA, NBL, FIBA AND all the other basketball leagues out there, this is by far the worst thing I have ever seen. And hats wors they put a off the hook song with it.
Battier looking like a douchey frat boy with like three polo shirts on, lol.
This is some GQ $h1t
Mike miller is the reason why the heat haven’t won the ship yet
Cole needs more spot light in the intro, he had more big buckets than Lebron in the 4th qtr vs. Celtics. If Miami was up by 15 points, lebron would have been trying to score, in close game crunch time Lebron passes. At least Cole wanted to shoot. Fans chanting MVP, for Cole. WOW, Lebron should trade himself back to Cavs for Kyrie Irving and state that he wants to be a man now. Because this Miami thing keeps getting worse and worse. BOOK IT!!
I like it (obvs being a Heat fan)…the NBA is a business and entertainment and the Heat know how to certainly market their team. Also @The Seed, smh at what youre on…Lebron back to cleveland lol at you. Lebron’s game is more than scoring…if Rubio made a pass to an open man in a clutch situation, evrybody would be screaming about how he’s so clutch and won the game. Also, quick reminder, basketball is a team sport . But yeah, Cole was epic, loved the chanting…hopefully some nice things to come from the rookie on this showing
Why does D Wade gotta look like Capt. Crunch? You’ve never seen a double breasted suit before?
I hope they win even more this season, but just because I think Shane Battier deserves a chip for what he’s done in his career
They need to win for sure…if for no other reason than to redeem themselves after this video.
“Flash lights! Street lights! Strobe lights! Flood lights! Beacon lights! Security lights! Head lights! Red lights! Green lights! Tail lights! Bud Lights! Neon lights! Fluorescent lights! Halogen lights! Moon lights! Stage lights! Night lights! Search lights! Spot lights! Sun lights! Coors Lites! Lime lights! Synchrotron radiation lights!…….”
“just say your gay” – Patrice Oneal
That was the worst thing to happen in America.
This is just so wrong in so many levels…
F**K I hate the HEAT. Go Clips
I actually like it. but ya’ll are right about battier’s outfit. He’s a duke guy tho…. so…..
WTF?! After watching this, one of the suggested/related youtube videos was the Scooby Doo intro!! Haha!
First the Clipper song and now this?
And anybody alse thinking Haslem looks strange with his hair?
UD does look a little off with that hair cut… I said that on Sunday. But I really hope that isn’t the way Battier dresses out in public. Wouldn’t be suprised though. Typical dookie.
Extra Cheesy…Extra Gay
All that was missing from that intro were Glow Sticks and LED Pacifiers. Buahahahhahaha!
The only way that would have been even a little bit good, Eddy Curry should have been sitting at a table infront of a weight watchers microwave dinner.
Alternative Miami Heat 2012 Intro:
This is so hilarious.
i swear these guys get more douchy every day
eddy curry looking slimmm!
what is that intro song when the heat get introduced ?
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