Tuesday, December 27th, 2011 at 7:05 pm  |  37 responses

Video: Miami Heat 2012 Intro

Sadly, this doesn’t measure up to last season’s hilarious “Fan Up!” fiasco (or the Phil Collins joint) but it does have its moments (see: Curry, Eddy.)

(H/T: Palm Beach Post)

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  • Jono

    LeBrons the man but wtf is this sh!t

  • Bravo

    Lol gay

  • http://slamonline.com LakeShow

    …. …. …. …………………

  • http://www.slamonline.com J

    LeBron is counting ” not one.. not two.. not three..” again at 0:35 of the vid lol.
    Anyways nice video. I like that song.

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  • Ldub20

    Maybe it would look alot better if we were all sitting at AA arena watching it with a bunch of screaming ppl next to us lol. By boi Dwade looks like Captain Crunch! lmfao.

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  • Shifty

    Ok that is the gayest thing I have ever seen that has a link with any basktball, ne it NBA, WNBA, NBL, FIBA AND all the other basketball leagues out there, this is by far the worst thing I have ever seen. And hats wors they put a off the hook song with it.

  • ktokyo

    Battier looking like a douchey frat boy with like three polo shirts on, lol.

  • Raeniel

    This is some GQ $h1t

  • Do Work

    Mike miller is the reason why the heat haven’t won the ship yet

  • http://www.kb24.com The Seed

    Cole needs more spot light in the intro, he had more big buckets than Lebron in the 4th qtr vs. Celtics. If Miami was up by 15 points, lebron would have been trying to score, in close game crunch time Lebron passes. At least Cole wanted to shoot. Fans chanting MVP, for Cole. WOW, Lebron should trade himself back to Cavs for Kyrie Irving and state that he wants to be a man now. Because this Miami thing keeps getting worse and worse. BOOK IT!!

  • Connor

    I like it (obvs being a Heat fan)…the NBA is a business and entertainment and the Heat know how to certainly market their team. Also @The Seed, smh at what youre on…Lebron back to cleveland lol at you. Lebron’s game is more than scoring…if Rubio made a pass to an open man in a clutch situation, evrybody would be screaming about how he’s so clutch and won the game. Also, quick reminder, basketball is a team sport ;) . But yeah, Cole was epic, loved the chanting…hopefully some nice things to come from the rookie on this showing

  • young c

    Why does D Wade gotta look like Capt. Crunch? You’ve never seen a double breasted suit before?

  • jayrose

    wow really???

  • RyanT1992

    I hope they win even more this season, but just because I think Shane Battier deserves a chip for what he’s done in his career

  • Lloyd

    They need to win for sure…if for no other reason than to redeem themselves after this video.

  • http://nyill.wordpress.com Enigmatic

    “Flash lights! Street lights! Strobe lights! Flood lights! Beacon lights! Security lights! Head lights! Red lights! Green lights! Tail lights! Bud Lights! Neon lights! Fluorescent lights! Halogen lights! Moon lights! Stage lights! Night lights! Search lights! Spot lights! Sun lights! Coors Lites! Lime lights! Synchrotron radiation lights!…….”

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  • http://www.boogiewilliams.com Boing Dynasty

    “just say your gay” – Patrice Oneal

  • http://thetroyblog.com Teddy-the-Bear

    That was the worst thing to happen in America.

  • http://kb24.com Bigi

    This is just so wrong in so many levels…

  • DukeFromDeep

    F**K I hate the HEAT. Go Clips

  • Ali

    MARKS! Hahaha…..

  • underdog


  • http://slamonline.com datkid

    I actually like it. but ya’ll are right about battier’s outfit. He’s a duke guy tho…. so…..

  • http://slamonline BossTerry

    WTF?! After watching this, one of the suggested/related youtube videos was the Scooby Doo intro!! Haha!

  • http://www.optimabbc.be Max

    First the Clipper song and now this?
    And anybody alse thinking Haslem looks strange with his hair?

  • Zack

    UD does look a little off with that hair cut… I said that on Sunday. But I really hope that isn’t the way Battier dresses out in public. Wouldn’t be suprised though. Typical dookie.

  • exist4eva

    Extra Cheesy…Extra Gay


    All that was missing from that intro were Glow Sticks and LED Pacifiers. Buahahahhahaha!

  • http://slamonline.com nbk

    The only way that would have been even a little bit good, Eddy Curry should have been sitting at a table infront of a weight watchers microwave dinner.

  • http://sdfjklf.com Jukai

    Alternative Miami Heat 2012 Intro:

  • http://www.nba.com/analysis/rules_history.html Allenp

    This is so hilarious.

  • timbo slice

    i swear these guys get more douchy every day

  • Tobi

    eddy curry looking slimmm!

  • Johnson

    what is that intro song when the heat get introduced ?