Wednesday, January 30th, 2013 at 10:45 am  |  23 responses

Kobe Bryant Calls Himself ‘Neo’ (VIDEO)

Kobe’s channeling his inner Magic.

The Los Angeles Lakers were victorious last night against the visiting New Orleans Hornets, and it had a lot to do with their unselfishness. The catalyst of this newfound (and surprising) team play has been Kobe Bryant, who bragged to reporters about his ability to easily shift from scorer to passer and playmaker. Kobe compared himself to the Neo character from “The Matrix” movies.

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  • http://twitter.com/apowellAdvocate Allen Powell II

    This guy is better than fiction.

  • RayJr

    He better show up to the Phoenix game tonight wearing the same shades Neo had on in the movies.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=509819249 Gaurav P.

    “I’m Neo in this mother**ker!”

  • spit hot fiyah

    i would ask him: kobe, why do u curse so f@wking much, do u think it gives u street cred?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=509819249 Gaurav P.

    He’s been cursing even when he was a golden boy back in the early 00s; he just did it behind closed doors. Also, I doubt a man who’s 34, a millionaire, and with as much respect as Kobe has gives a damn about street cred at this point in his life.

  • underdog

    He said, “I’m LIKE Neo…” or didn’t he?

  • http://www.facebook.com/rainman1991 Saleem Rainman

    lol, really…?

  • ByAnyMeansNecessary

    Exactly. Dude flies to home games in his own helicopter. It’s probably been quite a while since he’s cared about street cred.

  • pposse

    he does have two daughters tho, who are at the age where they can read newspaper clippings, this site and a whole bunch of other things. From an outsiders perspective it doesnt look like he is setting a good example.


    This Loby Tryant dude is Pure Fiction.

  • raseven

    So cursing gives you street cred?

  • bike

    It has to be a lot of fun to be Kobe. I have this mental image of him standing in front of a mirror every night and saying ‘god dam* son, I love being you’

  • LakeShow

    Street cred gives you cursing?

  • LakeShow

    Who cares, it’s cuss words. Key word being WORD.

  • LakeShow

    He must have taken the red pill the last 3 games.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=509819249 Gaurav P.

    Curse the street cred?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=509819249 Gaurav P.

    That name doesn’t make any sense. Show-be Cryant makes more sense, if you want to get creative.

  • ChosenOne

    Street Cred is a curse?

  • Omar

    This m**** f**** stays cussing!!!!

  • Omar

    He thinks it makes him look tough but it makes him look like a jackass.

  • bike

    Street cursing gives you cred.

  • Raseven

    So Kobe sets a bad example to his kids because he curses?Wtf really?

  • http://www.facebook.com/jay.brodes Jay Brodes

    very funny!!! black neo?? nike better do a black mamba ii for ASG!