Friday, October 31st, 2008 at 11:00 am  |  16 responses

Charles Oakley Wants to Cook Your Dinner

All you have to do is pay up.

(Via: First Cuts)

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  • B. Long Posted: Oct.31 at 11:12 am
    And you better let him.

  • Ken Posted: Oct.31 at 11:19 am
    I hear he tenderizes his steak with his forearm.

  • O-Easy Posted: Oct.31 at 11:33 am
    Wow at the use of the 1990, S-Curl Era photo. Wow.

  • Holy Baller Posted: Oct.31 at 12:27 pm
    And Eddy Curry wants to eat your dinner

  • Static Posted: Oct.31 at 12:29 pm
    Can he be in uniform while he does it? That would be freakin awesome…too bad you hafta wait 6 months for your reservation

  • Ken Posted: Oct.31 at 12:32 pm
    lol@ Holy Baller.

  • underdog Posted: Oct.31 at 1:25 pm
    Holy Baller killed it.

  • Roy Posted: Oct.31 at 2:07 pm
    hahahaha… that’s a good one… @ Holy Baller :D

  • Tarzan Cooper Posted: Oct.31 at 2:41 pm
    if you dont pay him or enjoy the food to his liking, he will punch you in the face.

  • riggs Posted: Oct.31 at 3:44 pm
    he salts his meat with the tears of his enemy

  • the baconator Posted: Oct.31 at 4:01 pm
    That was low, Holy Baller. It’s not his fault he spent his entire paycheck on the McDonald’s value menu

  • Peter Casey Posted: Oct.31 at 7:28 pm
    Dinner comes with the auction, but you have to box him out for dessert. Good luck!

  • Bro D. Posted: Oct.31 at 8:04 pm
    That’s a steep price to pay for fried bologna sandwiches.

  • KA Posted: Nov.1 at 12:10 pm
    whos gonna field beetches for mike?

  • chintao Posted: Nov.2 at 11:54 pm
    Free shipping on this item in the Unted States.

  • Both Teams Played Hard » Blog Archive » Charles Oakley Will Make Your Mother a Nice Seafood Dinner and Then Never Call Her Again Posted: Nov.3 at 2:02 am
    [...] I am utterly devastated that I missed out on this. (via Slam) Here’s your chance to bid on a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity! The winner of this auction will receive a private dinner for 10 prepared by NY Knicks Charles Oakley (aka ‘Chef Oakley’) in your home! Winner will also receive an autographed basketball and have a photo with Charles at the dinner. Winner and their guests can bring up to 4 items each for autographing as well. [...]

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