Thursday, March 12th, 2009 at 11:00 am  |  16 responses

The Nets Saw a Naked Lady on the Street

As you’d expect, this was a big deal: “But as the Nets came out of their shootaround yesterday, they filed onto the bus parked at the curb on Sutter Street. Suddenly, somebody said, “Naked lady!” and sure enough, there was a woman seated on a bench just across the street, totally starkers. So, of course, one by one the entire roster piles out to see the naked lady, who suddenly realizes she’s causing a commotion and starts walking briskly – everything’s brisk when you’re in your birthday suit and it’s about 50 degrees – and when she hits the corner of Mason and Sutter, there’s a cop slapping the handcuffs on her and draping a blanket over her. The whole thing lasted about 30 seconds. Some figured she was just a model for the art school nearby, who was on a….uh, coffee break? Doug Overton got the only picture with his cell camera, but he hasn’t decided whether it’s suitable for publication yet. The weird part? To a man, all the guys who jumped out of the bus as if it was on fire said she wasn’t even particularly attractive. ‘Neither is the Mona Lisa,’ Overton said, ‘but everybody goes to see that, don’t they?’”

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  • Pic Posted: Mar.12 at 11:05 am
    best story of the day!

  • Fred34 Posted: Mar.12 at 11:10 am
    “Mona Lisa” – too funny. Moral: never question or argue with testockular logic.

  • ber Posted: Mar.12 at 11:28 am
    Boy will be boys.

  • riggs Posted: Mar.12 at 12:02 pm
    haha overton is funny.

  • Lz - Cphfinest3 Posted: Mar.12 at 12:18 pm
    Most guys would rather look at a naked average woman, than a dressed beautifull one. NBA players are no different.

  • ciolkstar Posted: Mar.12 at 1:52 pm
    Awesome.

  • Streaking Streetwalker Surprises Shootaround Posted: Mar.12 at 2:50 pm
    [...] in San Francisco, the Nets got a nice little surprise after yesterday’s shootaround. (via Slam) As the Nets came out of their shootaround yesterday, they filed onto the bus parked at the curb on [...]

  • Anton Posted: Mar.12 at 3:34 pm
    Best. mascot. ever.
    That would put asses in seats of the Izod.

  • swish19 Posted: Mar.12 at 3:39 pm
    Sweet story

  • BETCATS Posted: Mar.12 at 4:28 pm
    this might be the greatest story i ever read. Ever.

  • Luke Posted: Mar.12 at 4:48 pm
    Lol @ Doug Overton

  • ryan Posted: Mar.12 at 5:10 pm
    I don’t agree with lz’s comment about men rather seeing a mediocre naked lady than a beautiful clothed lady. Doris Burke naked or Erin Andrews clothed. Hmm….

  • CP34MVP Posted: Mar.12 at 5:37 pm
    Lol @ Doug.

  • The Kandi Raver Posted: Mar.12 at 9:21 pm
    Most hilarious story of the day! I wonder how Vinces face looked after hearing about a naked lady

  • Fredd Posted: Mar.12 at 9:31 pm
    @Ryan, … This ” erin andrews ” is not so beautiful … just another blonde girl with make up on her …..

  • ryan Posted: Mar.13 at 2:37 am
    @Fredd, You must watch too much p**n dawg, Erin is gorgeous

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