Monday, March 2nd, 2009 at 9:30 am  |  9 responses

Watching a Game With the President

Not your typical Bulls/Wizards snoozer: “I arrive at the media entrance of the Verizon Center only to be re-routed to some makeshift media entrance. As soon as I walked in that door, I was greeted by a policeman, two secret service agents, and some other mysterious looking gentlemen. They asked me to place my bags down, and then take the metal objects out of my pocket. First they frisked me, and put their hands on me like I was rock star who just jumped in a mosh pit. Then they took the metal detector and ran it over my body once again. Then the aforementioned mysterious gentlemen emptied my bag, opened my laptop, and just looked for anything shady. The guy in front of me complained and complained about this security checkpoint, and he kept telling anyone within earshot that he had stories to write and this was holding him up. A Secret Service guy stepped up and calmly said, ‘Sir you can talk and yell as much as you want, but this is how its going to happen or you can leave.’ The guy kept running his mouth, but he did everything he was told like a good boy.”

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  • riggs

    at least they didnt ask you to spread your cheeks a la dave chappelle

  • http://www.hibachi20.blogspot.com BETCATS

    “he did everything he was told like a good boy.” hilarious

  • Sebastian B. O. Bunionstow, esq.

    I don’t care for President Obama much. But I do like that he gives attention to balling.

  • Fred34

    Now if only ‘Rak had a real team to go see…. maybe after the recovery…

  • Josh D

    i can tell this president is going to be a good one, his two teams are the same as MJs teams

  • airs

    lets not relate michael jordan’s front office abilities to obama’s…

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  • http://www.triplejunearthed.com/dacre Dacre

    i think prez ‘Rak should join the celebrity league.

  • http://www.lkz.ch Darksaber

    “this is how it’s going to happen or you can leave”. And it won’t matter which you choose, because now we have you in our database as a troublemaker and anti-establishment noisemaker, so some guys will be over shortly to do a “survey” at your apartment. Don’t bother letting em in, they are good like that.