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Tuesday, August 4th, 2009 at 9:00 am  |  6 responses

Grizzlies Have No Use for Scouts

Economics aside, this is still an amazing decision for a pro sports team to make: “The Grizzlies really should get rid of their ushers. The seat numbers are right there on the tickets, aren’t they? Can’t people find their own seats? Then they should cut back on dancers. So many dancers. Wouldn’t one really good dancer be enough? Especially if it were Linea? One ball boy should be plenty, too. Let the kid run back and forth between the two hoops…I bring this up because the Grizzlies recently decided to let go of their scouts. Yes, all of their scouts. ‘I prefer a smaller group,’ said Chris Wallace, the Grizzlies GM.”

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  • http://www.boogiewilliams.com Boing Dynasty aka Free Lester Hudson

    They need to trade Rudy Gay for a gas tank, then trade OJ for a Zippo and burn the rest of that b|tch down.

  • http://theghostofroyhobbs.blogspot.com Mo Charlo

    “To be sure, it’s highly possible that a vacant scouting department could do just as well as the former scouting department. Wonder where Troy Bell is today?” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA.

  • http://www.sonicbids.com doyouwantmore

    If the Grizzlies moved back to Vancouver, so would I.

  • Josh D

    If you prefer a smaller group then get rid of a few from each department not the whole scouting department especially of you use them as much as Grizzlies do with their high draft picks

  • http://rpcjr72.blogspot.com/ Seven Duece

    This is a joke unto itself. It’ll be funny when they see how quickly both Rudy & OJ bounce via free agency the first chance they get.

  • http://www.triplejunearthed.com/dacre Dacre

    “…In an NBA first, the Memphis grizzlies will be the first ball club to take to the courts this season without shoes”. As one player who did not want to be mentioned said, “Sure, if we aint winning that many games WITH shoes, how many are (we) bound to lose without them?”

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