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Wednesday, September 23rd, 2009 at 11:00 am  |  60 responses

Khloe: ‘Lamar and I are Getting Married’

The rumors are no longer rumors – Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom are going to tie the knot this weekend. Adjust your lives accordingly: “I’m thrilled to finally be able to tell you that the news is true … Lamar and I are getting married on Sunday!!! I couldn’t be happier and I’m so excited that I can finally share the news with all of you.”

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  • TADOne

    Has to be pregnant.

  • hillbilly

    In related news, the couple has registered at Mister Bulky’s.

  • Orlando Green

    How could Lamar settle for the ugliest of the sisters…I mean he is a NBA champion now?!?!

  • http://slamonline.com YKnot

    If he’s smart he’ll pull a richard jefferson!

  • jay

    congrats..khloe better not be yoko simpson…i want another ring this year! lamar gets dibs on kim in the pre-nup i hope. i give khloe credit..she nabs LO…like kourt but she gets knocked up by a scumbag…2 pts for khloe on that one! so are we taking the over under on this one? sorry for the US weekly play by play!

  • http://www.slamonline.com Klav

    Omg, there goes the season. Lamar, I will lose all respect for you if the season goes bad because of you. Marrying a Kardashian? Idiot.

  • Kas

    what did richard jefferson do?

  • 14KCremin
  • CRAMZY

    Congrats..to Khloe…she went from Rashad Mccants to LO. Helluva comeup…LO, DAWG,HOMIE..PRENUP!

  • NAS

    This will not end well – will be divorced in less than a year – wasnt she with rashad mccants a couple of months ago – am sure rashad will remind him over and over that he was bangin his wife during games

  • http://www.slamonline.com Klav

    Khloemidia. Thnx Foxxfiles.

  • http://www.hoopsvibe.com/nba/overdribbling/index276.html chiqo

    if you ain’t no punk, holla we want pre-nup!

  • http://slamonline.com Allenp

    Like the poster above said, this chick bounced from Rashad McCants to Lamar Odom.
    What the hell…
    How this cat gonna have a baby momma with three of his seeds and then link up with this random broad out of the blue! Just unacceptable behavior. Unacceptable.

  • http://shawn-kemps-offspring.blogspot.com Cheryl

    I thought this was a joke when I first heard about it. She must have worked some obeah. You fellas know what that is?

  • L

    Is it me or she is fat?

  • Kevin

    I’m sorry but this is a loss for Lamar. First off he’s marrying a chick that Rashad McCants was knocking down and second he’s marrying the Kardishan that’s built like a man

  • http://slamonline.com Brad Long

    Nas:Rashad would have to actually play in the NBA next year to do that.

  • http://www.lkz.ch Darksaber

    No cheryl, so tell us. always interesting to find out the newest slang going on in the female world

  • heartlandG

    Get a pre nump L.O.

  • http://www.bulls.com Enigmatic

    Lamar – “Ha ha Kobe, you ain’t got the hottest wife on the team no more!”
    Kobe – “Ummm..yeah…uh…whatever you say, Lamar.”

  • http://lacuevacrosscountry.com Slick Nick Da Ruler

    Darksaber
    It’s like voodoo, roots, that gris-gris.
    Watch out for red sauce, that’s all I’m going to say.

  • iLL wiLL

    Damn. Lamar is taking a huge loss here. I just shook my head when I saw this headline. Dude is not thinking at all. Hope he got her to sign a pre-nup, or else he might as well give her half of his assets right now upfront.

  • Rich

    DON’T DO IT! RECONSIDER! READ SOME LITERATURE ON THE SUBJECT!! – Andre 3000

  • UnRel

    yes.. yes.. we all know.. she’s fat.. she’s a kardashan.. pre-nup… etc… BUT.. look at his ex/baby’s mama… http://www.lisamorales.net/ … too much candy got his vision all twisted… don’t screw this up for another ring LO…

  • UnRel

    it’s like trading shaq.. and replacing his starting spot with Chris Mihm… it’s like Pete Myers being the first starting 2 after MJ left..

  • http://IJustWantMyNameToLookBig Chukaz

    Speaking of starting 2s after MJ left, the Bulls should’ve just retired the position. I’m not playing, no smile on my face, nothing. They should play with 4 ppl on the court until 2012(when the world end). Seriously. Just retire the position. Retire it. Do It.

  • Mr.stoney

    noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • http://IJustWantMyNameToLookBig Chukaz

    Oh, and Lamar, don’t marry this chick. She’s a Kardashian for the love of god! If you gonna marry one, at least get one of the hot ones. I’d get it on wit Kim any day, and Kourtney, let’s just say I’d hit that like Chris Brown hit’s women.

  • http://morethanpractice.wordpress.com ja lawrence

    She went from McCants to Omarion to Lamar Odom. Crazy. I’m with Dan Lebatard on this one though: “3rd best Laker…3rd best Kardashian…it could work.”

  • UnRel

    chuk.. retiring the position is a bit far.. but my brother and i have been saying for years to either retire #23 from every team.. or change the logo to jordan’s image..

  • http://idunkonthem.blogspot.com albie1kenobi

    how do people just “decide to get marry this weekend” like they are camping? i’m stressing out on planning my wedding and it’s a year away. “celebrities” are not human.

  • http://www.manutd.com Z

    that’s a situation where you homies need to step in for a talk. disregarding the fact that she’s not very attractive and has somewhat sketchy resume with ballplayers and rapppers… YOU HAD 3 CHILDREN WITH A WOMAN THAT YOU DIDN’T MARRY AND NOW YOU’RE GONNA TURN AROUNG AND TIE THE KNOT WITH A WOMAN YOU’VE BEEN DATING FOR 2 WEEKS!

  • http://slamonline.com Allenp

    Z
    Exactly. This raises all kinds of questions in my mind.

  • JUICEMANE

    GOTTA BE PUBLICITY…BETTER BE..WITH ALL THE COVERAGE RON RON IS RECEIVING, HE MUST BE DESPERATE FOR SOME ATTENTION. I HEARD HE FIRST HOOKED UP WITH HER AT SAM’S CLUB IN THE CANDY AISLE

  • 24 Karat Gold

    Is it me or does her lower body not fit her upper body? Just an observation….Goldiggaa!!!!

  • ab_40

    man I just lost over half of my respect for lamar odom.

  • lou

    Everyone saying get a prenup, She probably has more money than him. Wasn’t she dating Terrence from 106 and park? And shorty got two donkey’s behind her. Plus he’s 6’10″ and shes like 6 feet so he can get at it standing up. Oh, p.s. good luck Lakers with the whole Ron Artest thing. Its cool that you got an actual tuff guy instead of baby Bynum acting like a tuff guy, really someone shoulda slapped him last year in the playoffs for all those cheap fouls.

  • Sarah

    I don’t know exactly when they started dating but doesn’t this seem super fast?? I don’t think this is a great idea, Lamar…

  • Ang

    I didn’t know Lamar was into guys.

  • CRAMZY

    alright i got caught up in the mob mentality a little. But on the cool, i really dont get how people are calling her fat and built like a man. She’s tall but come on, it could be worse. She’s not fat by any stretch of the imagination.

  • http://www.slamonline.com Klav

    Chukaz, replacing the JWest logo with the Jumpman. Uhhhh? I guess it could work. More money for Nike too I guess.

  • Bear

    Yeah..she kinda is

  • JoeMaMa

    Who you gon’ scrimmage, like you the champion?
    You might win some but you just lost one

  • luv2ball

    He got the ugly one.

  • luv2ball

    Wouldn’t it be ironic if the Lakers signed Rashad McCants. I’d pay to be a fly on the wall in the locker room

  • Elle Bee

    Clearly, LO was on some kind of gummy bear high when he made this decision. Definitely one of those things that make you go Hmmmm… Crazy crazy. He better get a tux and a pre-nup.

  • robato kun

    LO is OUT his mind. He met her at Ron Ron’s party. I can’t believe he is doing this. Must be the X.

  • http://www.triplejunearthed.com/dacre Dacre

    Chukaz Posted: Sep.23 at 2:26 pm
    Oh, and Lamar, don’t marry this chick. She’s a Kardashian
    for the love of god! If you gonna marry one, at least get
    one of the hot ones. I’d get it on wit Kim any day, and
    Kourtney, let’s just say I’d hit that like Chris Brown
    hit’s women.
    -
    What?! As in literally?

  • Kent Kanada

    gey

  • http:///realcavsfans.com Anton

    Breaking news: the Guiness World Book of Records gave the “ugliest kid ever” record to Odomashian, before the child is born.

  • http://hibachi20.blogspot.com Blinguo

    ^ Cross between a Garbage pail kid and a Sour Patch kid?
    -
    NBA Offseason needs to be over so again, SLAMonline can stop linking to these “celebuzz” websites.

  • chintao

    I really want to comment on this issue, but I can’t find a photo of Liza Morales for comparison purposes. Without that comparison, I don’t think my opinion on Lamar’s impending nuptials is adequately informed.

  • riggs

    @chintao: theres a link posted up there, he downgraded like a mofo, yet kloe upgraded her “celeb” status which begs me to question….what are any of these kardashian bi*ches famous for in the first place?

  • vtrobot

    this is sad. i remember lamar talking about all the attention he was getting from the ladies, as an NBA champion, when he’d go out in LA. it seemed like something to envy greatly. i feel pity now. thanksgiving dinner with that f*cking kardashian ma? holy christ.

  • Piggy

    Nooooooo!!!!!!!! ¡¿PORQUE DIOS?!

  • iLL wiLL

    Damn. LO’s baby moms is nice. All that candy has just messed him up.

  • http://shoenut.blogspot.com ShoeNut

    Everyone is hating on Lamar marrying a no talent nobody. I just hope he is doing it for the right reasons. But it does seem a bit weird.

    LO for all-star in 2010
    Lakers back to back in 2010

  • http://bulls.com airs

    damn.
    ….damn
    i mean…damn…
    how the hell do yo–damn…
    good luck wit AAALLLLLA dat LO.
    damn.

  • chintao

    Thanks to riggs for pushing me to forage through the comments to find the link to the AMAZING Liza Morales. Like somebody said, “It must be the candy”. Lamar must be suffering from diabetes-induced blindness. Oh, well. I will be happy to get with Liza any day. I guess all I have to do is divorce my wife and move back to Queens… in my dreams.

  • http://www.lkz.ch Darksaber

    Better hope your wife doesn’t know your handle on Slamonline, chintao…

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