Friday, September 18th, 2009 at 10:30 am  |  73 responses

Report: Odom to Wed a Kardashian

I’m told that you can’t turn a Kardashian into a housewife, but Lamar is out to prove us all wrong it seems: “Insiders tell E! News exclusively that Khloé Kardashian and her NBA star boyfriend Lamar Odom are already planning to tie the knot. Odom, a forward for the L.A. Lakers, and Khloé recently have been ‘talking about rings,’ says a source close to the couple.”

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  • http://www.shawn-kemps-offspring.blogspot.com Eboy

    He picked the worst one.

  • http://slamonline.com/ niQ

    I don’t really know what to say. Congrats? Good thing he signed that contract?

  • http://slamonline.com Brad Long

    Yoko Khloe.

  • Drew

    What an idiot! Once she puts that ring on she’s going to let herself go again and become fat.

  • ber

    We can only hope, Brad.

  • http://morethanpractice.wordpress.com ja lawrence

    I wish these girls would just go away.

  • http://www.boogiewilliams.com Boing Dynasty aka make it reign aka flightschool aka the ghetto Kornel David

    Dosnt she have like 7 better looking sisters?

  • hillbilly

    The only rings Khloe Kardashian knows anything about are of the onion variety.

  • http://slamonline.com Brad Long

    Wasn’t Rashad McCants beating this up like 6 months ago?

  • vtrobot

    Oh no. WTF? Even as a admitted Laker hater, I don’t like this move. What is Lamar doing? I had to look up which one was Klohe and I assumed that she was at least the smaller (somewhat attractive sister). Not that other one. That girls is like a 3. Lamar should be with a 10. Looks aside, F that whole family of idiots and all the other real housewives and everyone with their total BS “reality” shows. START THE SEASON!! C’MON! I want to see Ron Ron, I want to see the new Cavs. I want to see Gilbert back. I want to see the C’s take it all again!

  • T Money

    Kobe and Phil really did a job on Lamar’s self esteem.

  • http://bballin_playa66@hotmail.com desmon

    most gross story i ever heard.-

  • http://slamonline.com Ben Osborne

    The ratio of funny comments on this post is pleasantly high.

  • http://www.slamonline.com Klav

    Brad and T Money win.

  • RV

    what happened between lamar and his wife? I never heard anythign about them splitting, all of a sudden he was out dating club hoes…


    Doesn’t Chloe start with a C?? Maybe she’s special.

  • http://www.boogiewilliams.com Boing Dynasty aka make it reign aka flightschool aka the ghetto Kornel David

    ^Maybe she used to be JR Smith’s jumpoff.

  • http://www.facebook.com mat smith

    He liked cameron diaz’s role in shrek 2

  • http://www.manutd.com Z

    i thought he was dating tajari henson. wow he’s taking an L for this one.

  • SWIFTboy

    So this is all based on the fact that someone overheard Lamar Odom talking about the ring he was gonna be getting this fall? Khloé might be in for a very serious letdown.

  • http://slamonline.com Allenp

    I thought he was married? Wasn’t he married when his little girl died a while back? I could have sworn he was talking about his wife back then.
    And co-sign the fact that he picked the worst one of the bunch and the one who seems to have a jones for ballers.

  • http://Egotastic.com Michael

    I thought he was married?

  • http://www.bulls.com Enigmatic

    He had (has?) a long-time girlfriend he had three kids with (including the baby boy who sadly passed away at 6 months, RIP kid) but he never married. Y’all quit hating on Khloe, I know Kim gets all the love cause her body is bangin’, but honestly chick needs like ten pounds of make-up just to leave the crib. I ain’t feelin’ that. The other one is stil my favorite though..what’s her name…Kourtney. Yeah. Pretty face and thick below the waist. She could get it if wifey wasn’t in my life. For real.

  • mookie

    Lamar can do better!! He gets Cloe while Lil Wayne impregnates Lauren London.

  • Kent Kanada

    oooo Lamar! you shouldn’t have! He mize well just give her his champ ring. It would probably fit her fat fingers.

  • http://massmovementtv.blogspot.com Chris G.

    Hahaha, nice comment Brad.

    “Brad Long Posted: Sep.18 at 11:07 am
    Yoko Khloe.”

    The rest of yall are just mean.

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  • http://slamonline.com Big D

    Kim- yes
    Kourtney- heck yes
    Khloe- heck no

  • Jacqueline Mitchell

    There goes the Lakers chance at a repeat. Shoot!!

  • http://stapledesign.com Spaceship Jay

    Lamar OBVIOUSLY knows something that we don’t about Khloe Kardashian.

  • http://www.hibachi20.blogspot.com BETCATS

    The only dudes i know that wouldnt smash Khloe are the ones that like other dudes. At least she is 100% natural and doesnt have a bear-gut esque stomach like most ‘thick’ girls. Lamar Odom ftw!

  • http://www.hibachi20.blogspot.com BETCATS

    bear-gut = beer gut

  • Esco

    I’m amazed no one mentioned that Boing had one the funniest and sneakily placed comments on this. Hats off to you sir. That was genius.

  • http://www.slamonline.com Myles Brown

    I always imagine the conversation people must have about the Kardashians. “Who are they?” “You see the one with the big *ss? She got peed on in a sex tape by a washed up R&B singer. Now theyre all famous.” “Really? Sigh. That is a nice *ss though.”

  • http://toronto.com Mr.416

    That about sums it up Myles……I don’t know how these three are “famous”

  • Riggs

    most of the time i would co-sign a BETCATS post, this is not one of those times….

  • Riggs

    funny thing about kims ass, its fake.

  • http://slamonline.com Brad Long

    I literally fell out of my chair at work laughing at Myles comment. Wow.

  • Randy Brown

    Khloe, by way of being an ugly chick, is the only sister with any semblance of a personality. All he has to do is get working on a way to get her brain into Kim’s body. Kourtney would receive lovemaking also, but I think she’s still pregnant

  • Donovan Phelan

    This is a mistake. Hope he has a prenup. Those women love money.

  • http://shawn-kemps-offspring.blogspot.com/ Tariq

    Man you people don’t know either one of those people. That being said, if I could come up with something funny to say, I would have said it.

  • Royal

    C’mon Lamar

  • http://fjsklf.com Jukai

    This is perfect guys. They both had so much potential but really never lived up to their more famous counterparts. Eh? Eh?
    Okay, T-Money took my joke.

  • http://juanm.garcia@comcast.net Latin Syndicate

    You fools. They were talking about all the rings the Lakers are gonna be winning these next few years. Wake up!

  • http://www.boogiewilliams.com Boing Dynasty aka make it reign aka flightschool aka the ghetto Kornel David

    Myles are you blending R. Kelly and Ray J into one washed up RnB singer? Or did i see a different tape? Good lookin out Esco.

  • ballin on em

    ewww rashad mccants sloppy seconds? even gerald green wouldnt

  • RV

    props to their brother though..

  • Duncan21

    Ha you guys are jacked up fo reals. Yall actin like she all ugly and shhh. I’d def hit it. Um, well good wishes Lamar, even tho I hate you and the Lake show organization

  • http://www.twitter.com/Th3_R3al_Chris Young Chris MP3

    Myles: That was one of the Kardashians R Kelly was boning back in 2001?

  • DeeJay

    Their love for candy and sweets brought them together. A true story book romance.

  • http://hibachi20.blogspot.com DP

    honestly i would hit all three of them no hesistation. play wit it.

  • skywalker

    L.O. what are you doing?! She looks like a friggin tranny!! I had seen him with hot white chicks before, i dont want to seem like an ass, but she looks like a dude!!!

  • dial up

    Breaking: Lamar Odom loves Men.

  • http://www.nextgg.com DMC14

    Odom has been a favourite of mine since he played for the clippers. there is still time to call it off man.

  • http:///realcavsfans.com Anton

    they dated for only a month? maybe she’s pregnant but no one can tell

  • http://Www.lkz.ch Darksaber

    haaaaaa! Hilarious.

  • http://Www.lkz.ch Darksaber

    Onto more important stuff: anyone got Kim’s digits? Cause that is a pretty one right there. Someone get Lamar a new prescription for his contacts, his vision must be blurred, he done mixed em up.

  • Yesse

    Hahahahahahaahahahahah.Bad move.

  • http://fjsklf.com Jukai

    oh my god Anton you win this one

  • JodythePresidoRecLegend

    Cant a man just get married in peace… Do what you do Lamar, no one lives your life but you my man. I bet she is hotter than any of your girls and I dont even know or want to know what she looks like.

  • Kas

    she aint pretty at all

  • vic21

    Wow, I didn’t know Lamar was blind.

  • jay

    Once again Lamar Odom shows his inconsistency….from Taraji Henson to Khloe Kardashian.

  • http://IJustWantMyNameToLookBig Chukaz

    Man this has got to be the dumbest shit this dude has ever done. I’d get wit Kim and Kourtney is fine as hell, but this chick ain’t hot at all. What’s wrong wit him? This is the equivalent of AI signing with the grizzlies, no kiddin. I ain’t saying Lamar’s all that, but come on dude, you got plenty money, you coulda done better.

  • Dave

    I’d beat

    Congrats Lamar….but make her ass sign the prenup!

  • ab_40

    look that younger sister is looking good this is just a fat rich girl with no manners. and to marry this soon? kinda dumb he’s over thirty right? that girl got some supys(start at p and read backwards) control

  • http://www.slamonline.com Dave

    “The only dudes i know that wouldnt smash Khloe are the ones that like other dudes.”
    You need to get out more, Betcats.

  • http://slamonline.com/ Spaceship Jay

    The inconsistency joke was funny.

  • Hussman25

    *Crickets* Nothing to say… I hope they were talking about other NBA Rings… SMH VIOLENTLY! NOOOOOOOOOOO LAMAR!

  • http://northwestern Birdman

    Good call Lamar… I’m guessing that she saw the special on him that played in the playoffs last season, the one where he ate 10 lbs of candy a day… And that is why she is interested in him.

  • http://slamonline.com Allenp

    I didn’t know Kim K let Ray J pee on her. I knew he smashed, but he gave her a golden shower? Wow, that’s just another level right there. Bad enough it was Ray J, but Ray J’s pee? Come on.

  • TADOne

    Lamar is still failing to live up to potential.