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Friday, June 11th, 2010 at 2:59 pm  |  22 responses

Let’s Petition to Get Nate and Big Baby a Sitcom

Because why not?

by Ben Collins

What started as an innocent suggestion on Twitter turned into a human right during the fourth quarter and post-game press conferences.

Nate Robinson and Glen “Big Baby” Davis need a buddy cop show. We need this to survive.

That’s why I’ve started this petition.

Nate and Baby combined for 30 points on 11-18 shooting. They were +8 and +5 on the floor respectively.

Enough of that stat s–t, though. In the press conference room, Nate leaned over to Big Baby and said, “We’re like Shrek and Donkey!” And then they slapped hands and half-hugged.

This has to be a cop show.

They’re two basketball players who already look like they should be playing another sport, anyway. So why not put them in a 1970s cop car and have them capture cat burglars with a giant net?

I’m thinking we call it, “Little Man, Large Infant.” But I’m completely open to conversation.

One supporter of the cause even suggested that Brian Scalabrine play the role of Sergeant Veal. But we know how busy Scal is, working full-time as a fashion maven. We will not get our hopes up.

So we need suggestions. We need a photoshopped poster for the show. And, most of all, we need signatures.

If we get enough names on this sheet, we’ll print it out and present it to Baby and/or Nate at practice tomorrow.

So let’s get this thing on Lifetime. I mean, how many episodes of Designing Women can they possibly air?

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  • http://www.slamonline.com Ben Collins

    Oh, and tell your friends!

  • Amy Hatfield

    I sort of wish they had a radio show on espn radio.

  • http://www.stuffwhitepeoplelike.com Tarzan Cooper

    Funny stuff, I think your title will work, but let them win two more first

  • Maurice Bobb

    Co-signature!

  • Hussman25

    You have my signature and support… LOL

  • http://www.slamonline.com/online/nba/2010/03/paul-pierce-and-the-celtics-hearing-boos/ L

    I’m a Laker fan and I agree with this!!!!! Lets do it!

  • connorw

    sign me up

  • connorw

    sign me up

  • JD

    Sign me

  • http://slamonline.com/ Ryne Nelson

    Signed!

  • http://slamonline.com Chris Deaton

    Signed.

    I vote to cast Reginald VelJohnson as the duo’s mentor.

  • Jose

    I’m In…

  • http://youtube.com/sonyaNBA sonyaNBA

    yes!!

  • elliot

    signed

  • http://www.realcavsfans.com Anton

    One and a Half Men

  • brandon

    I’m down…

  • Clay

    I’d rather have someone Just Shoot Me than watch this.

  • http://hibachi20.blogspot.com/ Moose

    Can Jonah Hill be in it?

  • hoblin22

    SIGNED

  • http://samteddy@sbcglobal.net Shirl

    I love this idea. You have got to use Big Baby in the title. How about WANTED: BY BIG BABY AND LITTLE BABY? (I like Little Baby for Nate) I mean we’re living in Reality TV Land, so why not?
    I’m from Chicago and enjoyed the glory days of the Bulls but I love the Celtics and I know they are going to win the title.

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  • Yesse

    Lol, definetly. This could be funny.

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