Sunday, September 5th, 2010 at 10:00 am  |  37 responses

Kings Get Head

After a deal with NOLA fell through earlier in the summer, Sacramento’s reached an agreement with Luther Head. Yahoo has more: “After a dubious failed physical that nullified an agreement with the New Orleans Hornets in mid-July, free agent guard Luther Head has agreed to a non-guaranteed deal with the Sacramento Kings, league sources told Yahoo! Sports. If Sacramento finds that Head’s ankle is healthy, he has a good chance to make the roster and play a reserve role for the Kings, sources say. Head is guaranteed $992,000 for the 2010-11 season, if he’s on the Kings roster on Dec. 1, one source says. And yet like the rest of the league, the Kings were unwilling to guarantee the deal because Hornets president Hugh Weber declared that Head had flunked his physical in July. …The Kings are also inviting former Celtics and Knicks forward J.R. Giddens to training camp with a non-guaranteed deal, Yahoo! Sports’ Marc Spears reports.”

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  • Moose Posted: Sep.5 at 10:06 am
    Heh heh heh….

  • Anton Posted: Sep.5 at 10:11 am
    That’s very expensive Head

  • IAMORANGE4EVER Posted: Sep.5 at 10:11 am
    It’s good to be the King.

  • shaggy Posted: Sep.5 at 10:31 am
    wow, i didn’t even read the article because i was laughing so hard. Failed attempt at a headline.

  • Boobr Posted: Sep.5 at 10:40 am
    SLAM still havin’ fun with headlines…

  • hoopistani Posted: Sep.5 at 10:56 am
    King is in Heat

  • Nigel Posted: Sep.5 at 11:05 am
    People use this headline every time he ends up somewhere else.

  • WangChung Posted: Sep.5 at 11:06 am
    Sports writers everywhere thank the heavens for guys like Luther Head and Rudy Gay.

  • NBA Kid Posted: Sep.5 at 11:27 am
    I wish rudy, klove and luther all went to one team, cause they’d love gay head

  • Masr Posted: Sep.5 at 11:55 am
    lol @ nba kid.

  • André Posted: Sep.5 at 11:57 am
    SLAM should’ve just closed the whole comment section for this story – after NBA Kid’s post, nothing else needs to be said. LOL

  • niQ Posted: Sep.5 at 12:18 pm
    Awesome headlines strike again.

  • Nashty Posted: Sep.5 at 12:31 pm
    The King would love Head, his 3 ball is amazing……

  • crazzzyy hoeeesserppphh Posted: Sep.5 at 12:40 pm
    :(
    very misleading title
    was expected somthing much more…..pleasurable

  • JTaylor21 Posted: Sep.5 at 12:41 pm
    Paying this much for head doesn’t guarantee many happy endings.

  • Hursty Posted: Sep.5 at 12:43 pm
    Kings get Gay, Head. Also searching for Love.

  • jammal o Posted: Sep.5 at 2:19 pm
    a man goes up to a prostitute asks how much. she says 200 dollars, he says ok. they go to a hotel. the prostitute starts stripping and the man goes over to the bed and begins to do the five knuckle shuffle. the prostitute say, what are you doing? he says, for 200 dollars, you think youre getting the easy one?

  • JD Posted: Sep.5 at 2:29 pm
    Clearly you guys have just been waiting to use that headline

  • IAMORANGE4EVER Posted: Sep.5 at 2:30 pm
    PG – James Harden – SG: Luther Head SF: Rudy Gay PF: Kevin Love C: B.J. Mullens

  • IAMORANGE4EVER Posted: Sep.5 at 2:33 pm
    @jammal: That was funny. ROFL

  • Aaron Posted: Sep.5 at 2:55 pm
    Hursty = Winner

  • twinparadox Posted: Sep.5 at 3:54 pm
    I wanna be the announcer of IAMORANGE4EVER’s team.

  • IAMORANGE4EVER Posted: Sep.5 at 4:28 pm
    @twinparadox you can be the color commentator, while Marv Albert does play-by-play.

  • jufu Posted: Sep.5 at 5:00 pm
    nah. the kings give head.

  • basketballll Posted: Sep.5 at 5:27 pm
    imagine if luther got traded for kevin.. “Kings give Head for Love.” thanks

  • hack Posted: Sep.5 at 5:45 pm
    lmao

  • ab40 Posted: Sep.5 at 5:46 pm
    getting head has been on the minds of kings fans for a long time now. In the words of that kings anouncer “If you don’t like head you don’t like NBA basketball”

  • LKingT Posted: Sep.5 at 7:46 pm
    Who would’ve thought the Kings getting Head would make them splurge so much.

  • Teddy-the-Bear Posted: Sep.5 at 11:02 pm
    LOL @ ORANGE.

  • LMAO Posted: Sep.6 at 2:13 am
    PAUSE!!!

  • Zak7 Posted: Sep.6 at 2:17 am
    it should have said ” kings give head”, it could have been a statement for the upcoming season.

  • Pippen Ain't Easy Posted: Sep.6 at 5:17 am
    Getting Head was that expensive? Harden Mullen Gay Head Love is all but a dream. GAY/LOVE or HARDEN/HEAD is more believable

  • BETCATS Posted: Sep.6 at 9:16 am
    Luther just married his girl Rebeca too! I for one hope Luther and Becky Head have a very successful marriage.

  • BETCATS Posted: Sep.6 at 9:16 am
    (disclaimer-i just made that sh!t up)

  • hammer Posted: Sep.6 at 10:27 am
    Kings r willing 2 give head $992,000 but r unwilling 2 guarantee the deal. They want 2 c how well he…um…”performs”

  • the downtown brown clown Posted: Sep.6 at 10:38 am
    thought we talkin bout karinne “superhead” steffans… :P Team USA have the GAY-LOVE CONNECTION goin’ down. :P

  • The Promise Posted: Sep.6 at 12:00 pm
    Great headline SLAM.

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