Sunday, September 5th, 2010 at 10:00 am  |  37 responses

Kings Get Head

After a deal with NOLA fell through earlier in the summer, Sacramento’s reached an agreement with Luther Head. Yahoo has more: “After a dubious failed physical that nullified an agreement with the New Orleans Hornets in mid-July, free agent guard Luther Head has agreed to a non-guaranteed deal with the Sacramento Kings, league sources told Yahoo! Sports. If Sacramento finds that Head’s ankle is healthy, he has a good chance to make the roster and play a reserve role for the Kings, sources say. Head is guaranteed $992,000 for the 2010-11 season, if he’s on the Kings roster on Dec. 1, one source says. And yet like the rest of the league, the Kings were unwilling to guarantee the deal because Hornets president Hugh Weber declared that Head had flunked his physical in July. …The Kings are also inviting former Celtics and Knicks forward J.R. Giddens to training camp with a non-guaranteed deal, Yahoo! Sports’ Marc Spears reports.”

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  • http://hibachi20.blogspot.com Moose

    Heh heh heh….

  • http://www.twitter.com/TheDiesel Anton

    That’s very expensive Head

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuMQjKiaDTg IAMORANGE4EVER

    It’s good to be the King.

  • shaggy

    wow, i didn’t even read the article because i was laughing so hard. Failed attempt at a headline.

  • Boobr

    SLAM still havin’ fun with headlines…

  • http://hoopistani.blogspot.com hoopistani

    King is in Heat

  • Nigel

    People use this headline every time he ends up somewhere else.

  • WangChung

    Sports writers everywhere thank the heavens for guys like Luther Head and Rudy Gay.

  • http://Slamonline.com NBA Kid

    I wish rudy, klove and luther all went to one team, cause they’d love gay head

  • http://www.shawnkemp.com Masr

    lol @ nba kid.

  • http://twitter.com/shinkaide André

    SLAM should’ve just closed the whole comment section for this story – after NBA Kid’s post, nothing else needs to be said. LOL

  • http://www.slamonline.com/ niQ

    Awesome headlines strike again.

  • Nashty

    The King would love Head, his 3 ball is amazing……

  • crazzzyy hoeeesserppphh

    very misleading title
    was expected somthing much more…..pleasurable

  • JTaylor21

    Paying this much for head doesn’t guarantee many happy endings.

  • http://www.hibachi20.blogspot.com Hursty

    Kings get Gay, Head. Also searching for Love.

  • jammal o

    a man goes up to a prostitute asks how much. she says 200 dollars, he says ok. they go to a hotel. the prostitute starts stripping and the man goes over to the bed and begins to do the five knuckle shuffle. the prostitute say, what are you doing? he says, for 200 dollars, you think youre getting the easy one?

  • JD

    Clearly you guys have just been waiting to use that headline


    PG – James Harden – SG: Luther Head SF: Rudy Gay PF: Kevin Love C: B.J. Mullens


    @jammal: That was funny. ROFL

  • Aaron

    Hursty = Winner

  • twinparadox

    I wanna be the announcer of IAMORANGE4EVER’s team.


    @twinparadox you can be the color commentator, while Marv Albert does play-by-play.

  • jufu

    nah. the kings give head.

  • basketballll

    imagine if luther got traded for kevin..

    “Kings give Head for Love.” thanks

  • hack


  • ab40

    getting head has been on the minds of kings fans for a long time now. In the words of that kings anouncer “If you don’t like head you don’t like NBA basketball”

  • LKingT

    Who would’ve thought the Kings getting Head would make them splurge so much.

  • http://thetroyblog.com Teddy-the-Bear


  • LMAO


  • Zak7

    it should have said ” kings give head”, it could have been a statement for the upcoming season.

  • http://Slamonline.com Pippen Ain’t Easy

    Getting Head was that expensive? Harden Mullen Gay Head Love is all but a dream. GAY/LOVE or HARDEN/HEAD is more believable

  • http://www.google.com/news BETCATS

    Luther just married his girl Rebeca too! I for one hope Luther and Becky Head have a very successful marriage.

  • http://www.google.com/news BETCATS

    (disclaimer-i just made that sh!t up)

  • hammer

    Kings r willing 2 give head $992,000 but r unwilling 2 guarantee the deal. They want 2 c how well he…um…”performs”

  • the downtown brown clown

    thought we talkin bout karinne “superhead” steffans… :P Team USA have the GAY-LOVE CONNECTION goin’ down. :P

  • http://www.slamonline.com/ The Promise

    Great headline SLAM.