Thursday, October 21st, 2010 at 3:00 pm  |  28 responses

Audio: Dwight Howard Raps ‘U Can’t Touch This’

Dwight’s debut album, “Shoot For The Stars,” drops this Tuesday. The album, produced by Kidz Bop and Razor & Tie, features 11 stadium staples for young fans. A portion of the proceeds will go to the BETA Center in Orlando, to provide kids and parents with the knowledge needed for strong, healthy families.

Here’s “U Can’t Touch This (Howard Time)” where Dwight does perfect impersonations of Charles Barkley, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Stan Van Gundy.

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  • JTaylor21

    Corniest athlete since Hulk Hogan. Stop trying to be Shaq so bad, it doesn’t look good on your resume.

  • http://www.michaelcho.com M Cho

    Ok, it’s nice some of it’s going to charity, and the Barkley impression is pretty funny…but that CD cover is terrible.

  • Remo Williams

    LOL those impersonations were funny… like laugh AT you not WITH you funny. and that picture of dwight is pretty epic.

    am i the only one who wants to see a video for this?

  • EJ

    Dwight is the biggest kid in the world.

  • 80y4n

    Now dont waste another minute and polish those post moves Hakeem gave you.

  • bdub

    Co-sign Taylor. Never forget Hogans theme song ‘I am a real American’. Patriotic filth.

  • t-sizzle

    but Dwight… You can’t shoot

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  • http://slamonline.com The Black Rick Kamla

    lmao. .. this is hilarious, haters be quiet

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  • http://www.twitter.com/gerardhimself Gerard Himself

    Bit surprised by some of the negative responses. Like some of you are taking this seriously. It’s an album for kids, it’s not like Howard is serious about a hip hop career. And the Barkley thing was actually pretty good.

  • The Philosopher 2.0

    good sh!t Dwight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • http://www.slamonline melvin ely

    co-sign Gerard I think some cats are mad about this stunt signifying Dwight isn’t “serious” about rounding out his game. To the haters: its an album for kids yo. Take as what it is: a great piece of work towards improving young lives by a remarkable young athlete. And it’s mad funny as hell too, you can tell Dwight had a blast making it.

  • barnabusb

    Dwight isn’t nearly as funny as he (or the NBA) wants us to think he is. Good for him for doing something for the kids, though.

  • flippity

    Man, this guy is using his celebrity status to help people and you’re judging him like he’s trying to hit the top 40. What’s wrong with y’all?

  • http://bulls.com airs

    i love dwight, i don’t get why ppl are mad at this. this is hilarious!

  • http://slamonline.com ENDS

    U haters discuss me

  • Kandi

    Massive haters…. Lakers fans?

    Love that he is doing this. Its not him trying to crack the hip-hop scene. Its him using his strengths and ambitions to do something for the kids, and he is dam funny too!

    Any of you saying he is trying to be like shaq are accient.. Shaq is gone, its time for the new school entertainers (nate) to do there thing…

  • Nashty

    I think it’s funny, he did a pretty good job on the impersonations….

  • jmat

    LMAO. He should do stand up after basketball. “Break it down” (in arnold’s voice)

  • gani

    “i block all kinds of shots from d wade to rudy gay.” nice.

  • Reflex

    Hey haters, what have you done lately? Don’t worry I’ll wait :\

  • KB8toSG8

    That was cool…..

  • Mia

    This is really funny! I think D. Howard is corny but this is for the kids.

  • http://slamonline.com ENDS

    JTaylor, trying to be like shaq ??? U obviously are 21 & don’t remember Shaquille’s albums. He was just as corney and he was actually trying.

    My biological didn’t bother…get the fu-shnickens outta here. (Google it)

  • Ruby

    stop making fun of d.wight howard.
    he is the shit!

  • Ruby

    Stop making fun of D.Wight Howard.
    He is the shit!

  • http://slamonline.com LAKERSLEGEND

    this is pretty funny hes got a whole album comin out ? lol .. but i cant help to think that he could be using his time better like working on his shot he cant shoot for a lick and he has one or two post moves..