Monday, October 25th, 2010 at 12:35 pm  |  25 responses

Shaq Wants to Cross-Dress on the Subway

From statue to cross-dresser. O’neal is ready to entertain/horrify Celtics fans off the court (and perhaps on it, too). WEEI files the report: “Just days after heading to Harvard Square to pretend he was a statue for an hour, Shaquille O’Neal revealed what his next experiments will be. Initially, Shaq mentioned that his next public foray will be seasonally-based. ‘I thinking of buy a snowsuit, standing in the middle of a field and have people throw snowballs at me,’ he said. ‘Something different.’ But then, after a suggestion from a reporter that he could integrate the ‘T’ into his next field trip, O’Neal latched onto the idea. ‘No, never,’ he said when asked if he had ever been on the subway in Boston. ‘That’s a good idea. I’m going to do that. What’s today? Sunday? I’m going to do that next week.’ O’Neal then took it to another level when explaining how he was going to appear when boarding the train. He said that he would be dressing up as a woman named, ‘Shaquita,’ ‘I’m going to do that,’ he said.”

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  • http://twitter.com/malunewyorker Jer Boi


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  • Robb

    When you become an irrelevant player, that’s what you do.

  • http://www.scoutingthesports.com Nick

    IF he wants attention, he should just drop Shaq Diesel II

  • Hammer

    ‘Shaquita’. Haha!

  • http://slamonline.com Krishan

    Sad. Very, very, very sad.

  • david – aussie in canada

    so he makes fun of Chris “RuPaul” Bosh, but then thinks about becoming a cross dresser for a day?

    Sure its Halloween, but still …….


    LMAO . . . Shaq is crazy. I like it.


    First there was GrandMaMa, then there was Shaquita.

  • jdubbs29

    Shaq is almost desperate for attention, but then again, who is more fan friendly than Shaq? In the old days, he wouldn’t get off the bus with less than 6 bodyguards, true story.

  • ErnieD

    As long as he helps them win a title… he can do that every morning for all I care.

  • Hammer

    Watch out 4 eddie murphy shaquita haha

  • http://slamonline.com LAKERSLEGEND

    Ok First this mofo joins boston [trader] and now he wants to cross dress and he called chris bosh rupaul this mofo at the end of his career n he comin out the closet i dont think any other dominate center would ever do this if he wants attention try to make another rap album too bad biggie aint around to jump on ur remix this time but maybe u can jump on lil waynes tip… i cant wait till shaqs career is over 2 more seasons damn shaq u were cool in orlando n LA but this is just gettin ugly like you ‘Shaquita’

  • http://www.need4sheed.com Tarzan Cooper

    ^^^^^^^^^hey dumb lakers fan, its traitor. Not using your third grade education?? Shaq is a goofball and always will be.

  • http://www.need4sheed.com Tarzan Cooper

    Also, if snaq really is going to do the snowball thing, he better order his custom snowsuit now. I doubt he will find one on the rack that fits.

  • rich

    rick fox played for the celtics and the lakers accepted him so please dont try to hate on shaq for joining the Celtics

  • Justin

    You know, if Shaq was talking like this in his prime you’d all think he was hilarious. But now, since he’s seen better days you think it’s because he still needs attention. This is how he’s always been! Give your heads a shake

  • Yesse

    Oh my God.

  • http://www.yamahyouth.com Gerwin

    Shaq is doing a Rodman….not very original. Sad to read this.

  • JD

    Funny if slightly weird

  • http://Slamonline.com Pippen Ain’t Easy

    Shaquita? not bad

  • All Day

    Careful Shaquita, you just gave your opposition ammunition to use against you on and off the court!

  • All Day

    After Shaq underachieves and sinks this season, he should be called Shaqtanic!

  • http://staticseth.blogspot.com Seth

    …as if Boston subways aren’t already crowded with weirdos.

  • http://slamonline.com LAKERSLEGEND

    ouch tarzan thanks for spell checking me get off my sack u know im blunted postin my thoughts so kiss my hairy butt atleast i went to grade school you punk