Wednesday, November 24th, 2010 at 9:30 am  |  24 responses

Kevin Garnett Compares Shaq to Fresh Laundry

KG has let it be known that O’Neal has had a positive effect on him personally this season, and he took it a step further when talking to reporters in Atlanta on Monday night. From the Boston Herald: “He likened the 38-year-old O’Neal’s presence to, well, fresh laundry. ‘Shaq is like paradise, man,’ he said. ‘You ever wash your sheets and then go outside and hang them out, and the sun dries them? You ever smell the sheets? That’s what Shaq is, Shaq is like,’ Garnett said before breathing in deeply, like he was inhaling fresh air. ‘I don’t want to give any products any tags right now, but you know what I’m saying. For anybody who’s ever hung out clothes, they know what I mean.’ O’Neal’s assessment of this new working relationship is more businesslike, pragmatic. Both aging big men are clearly feeding off each other this season. Both have talked about the remarkable decrease in double teams when they get to play in tandem.”

  • Add a Comment
  • Share
  • RSS

Tags: , ,

  • http://google c_cantrell

    something might be wrong with kg lol

  • EJ

    Shaq is the sheet

  • Nick

    Does this mean that Shaq smells of Tide multi formula – Orange scent?!


    Kevin Garnett is like a poet. lol

  • Tombomb

    A little Bromantic for my liking……

  • PapaBearATL

    What the heck goes on in the Celtic locker room? lol. KG just may be a little off in the head.

  • LD

    The Big Sheet

  • http://slamonline.com YKnot

    The big Laundromat!

  • Chris

    KG to Shaq; I want you on my bed.

  • All Day

    The Big Ticket and The Big Maytag!

  • barnabusb

    The Big Tide With Bleach.

  • riggs

    LMAO @ shaq is the sheet

  • rich

    think about how much crazy is in that locker PP stabbed 11 times ray allen is OCD with his rutals and routines. glen davis…. yea, rondo and his ego, kg is a sociopath, nate is a prankster, marquise daniels is a gang member, delonte west is the terminator, shaq is shaq. doc rivers should get a psych degree just for keeping this team from exploding. with another coach these are just the jailblazers all over again

  • LA Huey

    People talk about Phil managing personalities but Doc’s got more on his plate.

  • markymark

    @rich: you forgot – the turkish dude’s probably a terrorist

  • http://www.kb24.com The Seed

    IF only The Big Fresh Laundry was this delicate in his days in Laker land. Him and Kobe would be wining their eight to maybe tenth title this year. I still think Shaq is a fake and is just trying to get a ring to tie someone. BOOK IT!!

  • Sparker

    no big tickee, no…

  • http://screwjams.tumblr.com cramzy

    the big fabreeze!

  • robb

    The Big Tide

  • YokoDMV

    The Big Spin Cycle

  • http://www.need4sheed.com Tarzan Cooper

    I think kg went on a late night kfc run with delonte

  • yetti

    hot sauce hot sauce

  • http://bassbesteck@wordpress.com Bassbesteck

    shaq and kg listening to marvin gaye postgame together…

  • Pingback: SLAM ONLINE | » Shaquille O’Neal: Celtics ‘Best Team I’ve Been on’