Wednesday, December 8th, 2010 at 11:39 am  |  100 responses

Sure Shot

They say a picture’s worth 1,000 words. But you only need a couple to win.

Paul PierceIt’s his 13th season. He just scored his 20,000th point. And much like fellow Celtic vets Ray Allen and Kevin Garnett, PDouble just keeps doing his thing. But this? An upside down owl? Blood, Sweat and Tears up close? We can’t call it, but we bet you guys can. Please give us your best caption for this photo.

Whoever writes the funniest caption will win a dope prize from our vault and see their name in Trash Talk next issue.

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  • http://twitter.com/BlackStallionRa Rakim Watson

    “My 20000th point milestone. It’s about time I get the grips on my hand checked out again. You know I can’t dribble or shoot without my grips!”

  • Drew B.

    Hey that Boston Celtics scoring titles not far away baby.

  • http://gmail.com abdul qadir

    My Court Vision Has Decreased Again!DAMMM!!!

  • Matthew H.

    “I spy with my little eye: a gold trophy, a ring and an 18th banner.”

  • Walker Aspinwall

    Miami?, you need to step up! We’re the original big 3!

  • http://slamonline.com Petros Stavrakis

    KG be careful nate come in your site

  • http://slamonline.com Petros Stavrakis

    BINGOOOOO

  • Cassandra D

    Aye, I’ve got my eye on the competition.
    They don’t call me Paul “Popeye” Pierce for nothing,son.

  • Menachem

    Response to Sure Shot contest:

    I see the Lackers, Heat…Oh, and the Green Monster bringin home another championship.

  • http://www.kwapt.blogspot.com KobeWearsAPurpleThong

    “Alright-someone get the trainer-Shaq put SuperGlue on my fingers during my pregame nap again..”

  • habeebeereseecup

    That’s who we’re up against this year? Well, they aren’t looking so hot.

  • Daniel Dragicevich

    Paul: “I spy with my little eye…”
    Doc: “Come on Paul not now, save it for the bus ride”

  • Travis Arenas

    Three up, 20,000 down

  • j.wheeler

    man i think my eyelid is hurt i need to miss a few weeks………..o nevermind doc kg an ray came back im ready to roll

  • Mitch McClure

    Hey Doc! Imma pull a Nash against the Nets!

  • James Lotz

    “Yeah, sometimes the hoops seems this big!”

  • James Lotz

    “Hey Ref, did you forget your glasses?”

  • http://p.o.box550 Cody Schuchard

    i see something in our future

  • DJ

    Miami the new big 3? They look more like the mini 3.

  • kesef

    Here’s looking at you, #6, Bill Russell.

  • Idrees

    Pierce: “Hey, I think I can see my second ring again- oh wait, it’s just kobe and his *scoffs* five, er um, six rings”.

  • Najee Fareed

    “I THINK I SEE a championship. Wait, no its kobe i’m melting.”

  • Kamar smith

    Peirce: Hey does anyone know how to put 20,000 points on my fingers???

  • RunningBrave

    Let me see if I can pull this little hair from the top of my nose. It’s been affecting my shooting the last few games!

  • ParkSmith

    Watch out Larry I’m coming for #2 all time…. Then you John Havlicek.

  • chris

    Here I’ll play you a song on the world’s smallest violin.

  • Jon Riggs

    “Hey LeBron, I see you staring at our trophy case, thats the closest you’ll get to a ring, man.”

  • Devin Luna

    “A pimple? on national tv?! I hope no one…” (camera snaps)….”damn.”

  • Vincent Roseman

    -What does this actually mean LeBron, wel whatever it is… it ain’t working for S***!

    -I think I can see threw the walls in to the cheerleaders lockerroom, but wait something is blocking my view, GET OUT OF THE WAY SHAQ!

  • isaac

    Dang I cant find shaq. oh found him hes at the snack shack .

  • Khemet

    Doesn’t matter how many points I’ve made, this is my chances of beating the Lakers.

  • Devin Luna

    “Now where did i put my ring? I hope Artest didn’t sell it.”

  • mark O

    shaq you’re wrong. this doesn’t make nate look any bigger!

  • Simon Markowski

    Pierce to himself :
    “Who’s with Shaq? His daughter or Nate Rob?”

  • james jennings

    This is our shot at a championship after this year guys.

  • Ryan

    Hey guys i found nate! Nevermind……its just the ballboy…

  • http://pointingnofingers.wordpress.com/ twinparadox

    After Rondo dished an amazing pass, Paul Pierce is still trying to figure out how he saw that open man…

  • Rondaish Worley

    I spy my 2nd NBA Championship.

  • BJ

    The Truth is, I think Pierce misunderstood the whole concept of “ball gazing”.

  • nathan “Scooby” lewis

    hold on one second SHAQ..i’m zooming in on Kobe’s championship that we bout to take

  • http://upandfresh.fr frednetick

    That’s championship island captain Kevin Flint!

  • http://slam.com daniel ”newera” richardson

    paul:hay,i can’t spot my wheelchair around in the stands,guess i wouldn’t need it!

  • Kian

    “santa…?!?!?!?!”

  • Lance Thompson

    Pierce: Sorry, Larry B. and John H., but I see 30,000 points on the horizon. Can you all say Celtics all-time leading scorer?????

  • Manu

    It’s ‘Return Of The ‘Dead Eye (marksman)
    an epic battle between forces of East (BOS) and West (LAL)
    Ray Skywalker, Rajon Solo, Shaqbacca, KG Wan Kenobi, Perk2D2, C3Pierce0 (pictured)and friends are destined to take on the Dark Side of The West, when they face Darth Mamba, Darth Pau, Ron Sidius as they try to destroy the offensive firepower coming from the Zen Star

    (did I win?) :o )

  • Allen Anderson

    Yeah Shaq, you still look big as hell even when I do this

  • Joe

    “Are my eyes tricking me or is Bryant Reeves back in the league? Oh wait, that is Luke Harangondy, never mind, Game On!!”

  • jack boutchard

    you can run but you can’t hide

  • caleb thomas

    i just need 2 more to get my first number man i can see it coming

  • http://slamonline.com Ben Osborne

    Thanks for all the entries. A winner has been chosen. Look for the winning entry in SLAM #145, on sale in early January.

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