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Wednesday, December 8th, 2010 at 11:39 am  |  100 responses

Sure Shot

They say a picture’s worth 1,000 words. But you only need a couple to win.

Paul PierceIt’s his 13th season. He just scored his 20,000th point. And much like fellow Celtic vets Ray Allen and Kevin Garnett, PDouble just keeps doing his thing. But this? An upside down owl? Blood, Sweat and Tears up close? We can’t call it, but we bet you guys can. Please give us your best caption for this photo.

Whoever writes the funniest caption will win a dope prize from our vault and see their name in Trash Talk next issue.

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  • Farhan

    Zero chancing you getting that Threepeat, Kobe.

  • austin

    Where’s the heat?…. I don’t see em

  • Max

    “Delonte, who am I?”

  • Jeff H

    Rajon do you see that girl sitting in the front row.

  • max

    Hey Miami, its the worlds smallest violin and its playing just for you

  • Adam Wyville

    NO WAY! Is that Mr.Stern trying the upside down head band thing?

  • Adam Wyville

    Sorry Rajon, it still looks upside down from here.

  • http://425DstSEWashingtonDC20003 Brandon Harrison

    cheerioooooooo

  • http://slamonline.com james ellis jr

    i see another championship on thru this one eye…naaa maybe two…lol!

  • http://slamonline.com james ellis jr

    what are you guys doing in south beach? i can see right thru you…ain”t goin work! at least not this season!

  • Anton

    “damn im gonna get a fine for this too huh?”

  • riggs

    that wasnt anton that was me, seriously your comments section is having problems guys

  • Em_a79

    Yo Lebron, I’m looking for your talents but I can’t find them, even with this microscope

  • http://www.slamonline.com/ niQ

    Honey, I think I shrunk the kids… Oh wait, it’s just Nate.

  • Big Rose

    “Is this how big our window is for the next 2 years to win another championship?!”

  • 6marjons

    The Big Three is looking for Rondo

  • hoodsnake

    Yeah KG I also don’t see this Noah that they talkin’ bout

  • Lz – Cphfinest3

    PP: Kobe at the line again? The refs must be wearing their Donaghy monocle.

  • hops

    You see dat? PIERCE PIERCE!

  • Jeffreeeyy

    You don’t call threes during warm-up dawg

  • Balher

    P.Pierce:”I think I see the number of Heat wins against us this year.None!”

  • j.Spadez

    “I spy only one big 3 with a ring.”

  • Vance F

    “RONDO.. YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?! START DOING IT! D.ROSE HAS!”

  • JL

    They say it’s the big three, but when I look through this hole, all I see is Big Baby…

  • Joe A

    With the help of his bionic eye, Paul Pierce deemed the court to be structurally unsafe to support a line up that includes Shaq and Big Baby.

  • bobcats95

    i told you, you can run but you cant hide.

  • JayChau

    Lakers for 3-peat? Look at me in the eyes: hell no!

  • Sam J

    You’re right KG… he DOES look like a cancer patient.

  • rome23

    “ok! ok! i see Ray, i see KG, i see Shaq, i see Nate, i see Jermaine, i see another ring”

  • qwerty

    rajon, you’re now among the top 3 point guards in the league, but you aint got no slam covers yet unlike me, kg, ray and shaq!

  • Ryan

    “This is just like 3D TV!!”

  • http://www.oprah.com Doyouwantmore

    That’s an old Irish druid gang sign.

    (BTW since there’s nowhere else to post it: I say right here that Carmelo goes to Cleveland and wins a title! Boomshakalaka!)

  • James

    Ispy with my little eye… an 9th NBA all star game!

  • add

    Hello! Care for some tea and krumpets?

  • rob stewart

    Paul Pierce holding up the number of people on the Celtics with the same birthday. Pierce, J. Oneal, and Doc Rivers all 3 have the same birthdate Oct. 13)

  • Jonathan Lai

    “Looking at the tiny chance of The Heat beating us in the EAST”

  • jack boutchard

    you can run but you can’t hide on the basketball court

  • pablo gonzalez

    three’s-not-zero’s shooting hero!!

  • Tyler

    Um.. uh… how should i say this? Uh Ya, its definatly upside down.

  • Sergio Rodriguez

    “I think I’m going to have to start playing with some 3D glasses, I feel old i can barely see the rim now!”

  • http://Slam Jasmine

    Rondo: Ok My Turn I Spy With My Little Eye 10-11 NBA Champs!!! Pierce: Now My Turn I Spy With My Little Eye……. Ummmm OH!!! Those Two Hot Chicks Sitting Right In Front Of Us Rondo And Pierce: This His Gonna Be A Good Game!! Mhhh

  • Jonathan Helmick

    Pierce: “Hey Rondo, the big three see you”

  • Max

    Pierce – Lebron…Lebron!…LEBRON!!!!
    (Lebron looks back)
    Pierce – You see this, this is what a Championship ring looks like.

  • http://staticseth.blogspot.com Seth

    Paul Pierce adjusts the focus on his scope for his looming rematch with Al Horford.

  • http://slamonline.com Petros Stavrakis

    Pierce : I see the rivals leave from td garden arena loser one by one

  • King-David

    Ring Ring Ring Ring Where iss Da Ring

  • Jack Woepke

    I see KG making Big Baby cry again!!

  • http://yahoo sean

    i see a big boobed lady with a horse penis

  • Jordan Kirby

    I’m trying KG but I just cant see Lebron’s ring!

  • Mike Jones

    Is that Phil, Gasol, and Kobe looking for a three peat? I can’t wait until Shaq can ask Kobe how is a** tastes. Pau/Pow!!!

  • http://twitter.com/BlackStallionRa Rakim Watson

    “My 20000th point milestone. It’s about time I get the grips on my hand checked out again. You know I can’t dribble or shoot without my grips!”

  • Drew B.

    Hey that Boston Celtics scoring titles not far away baby.

  • http://gmail.com abdul qadir

    My Court Vision Has Decreased Again!DAMMM!!!

  • Matthew H.

    “I spy with my little eye: a gold trophy, a ring and an 18th banner.”

  • Walker Aspinwall

    Miami?, you need to step up! We’re the original big 3!

  • http://slamonline.com Petros Stavrakis

    KG be careful nate come in your site

  • http://slamonline.com Petros Stavrakis

    BINGOOOOO

  • Cassandra D

    Aye, I’ve got my eye on the competition.
    They don’t call me Paul “Popeye” Pierce for nothing,son.

  • Menachem

    Response to Sure Shot contest:

    I see the Lackers, Heat…Oh, and the Green Monster bringin home another championship.

  • http://www.kwapt.blogspot.com KobeWearsAPurpleThong

    “Alright-someone get the trainer-Shaq put SuperGlue on my fingers during my pregame nap again..”

  • habeebeereseecup

    That’s who we’re up against this year? Well, they aren’t looking so hot.

  • Daniel Dragicevich

    Paul: “I spy with my little eye…”
    Doc: “Come on Paul not now, save it for the bus ride”

  • Travis Arenas

    Three up, 20,000 down

  • j.wheeler

    man i think my eyelid is hurt i need to miss a few weeks………..o nevermind doc kg an ray came back im ready to roll

  • Mitch McClure

    Hey Doc! Imma pull a Nash against the Nets!

  • James Lotz

    “Yeah, sometimes the hoops seems this big!”

  • James Lotz

    “Hey Ref, did you forget your glasses?”

  • http://p.o.box550 Cody Schuchard

    i see something in our future

  • DJ

    Miami the new big 3? They look more like the mini 3.

  • kesef

    Here’s looking at you, #6, Bill Russell.

  • Idrees

    Pierce: “Hey, I think I can see my second ring again- oh wait, it’s just kobe and his *scoffs* five, er um, six rings”.

  • Najee Fareed

    “I THINK I SEE a championship. Wait, no its kobe i’m melting.”

  • Kamar smith

    Peirce: Hey does anyone know how to put 20,000 points on my fingers???

  • RunningBrave

    Let me see if I can pull this little hair from the top of my nose. It’s been affecting my shooting the last few games!

  • ParkSmith

    Watch out Larry I’m coming for #2 all time…. Then you John Havlicek.

  • chris

    Here I’ll play you a song on the world’s smallest violin.

  • Jon Riggs

    “Hey LeBron, I see you staring at our trophy case, thats the closest you’ll get to a ring, man.”

  • Devin Luna

    “A pimple? on national tv?! I hope no one…” (camera snaps)….”damn.”

  • Vincent Roseman

    -What does this actually mean LeBron, wel whatever it is… it ain’t working for S***!

    -I think I can see threw the walls in to the cheerleaders lockerroom, but wait something is blocking my view, GET OUT OF THE WAY SHAQ!

  • isaac

    Dang I cant find shaq. oh found him hes at the snack shack .

  • Khemet

    Doesn’t matter how many points I’ve made, this is my chances of beating the Lakers.

  • Devin Luna

    “Now where did i put my ring? I hope Artest didn’t sell it.”

  • mark O

    shaq you’re wrong. this doesn’t make nate look any bigger!

  • Simon Markowski

    Pierce to himself :
    “Who’s with Shaq? His daughter or Nate Rob?”

  • james jennings

    This is our shot at a championship after this year guys.

  • Ryan

    Hey guys i found nate! Nevermind……its just the ballboy…

  • http://pointingnofingers.wordpress.com/ twinparadox

    After Rondo dished an amazing pass, Paul Pierce is still trying to figure out how he saw that open man…

  • Rondaish Worley

    I spy my 2nd NBA Championship.

  • BJ

    The Truth is, I think Pierce misunderstood the whole concept of “ball gazing”.

  • nathan “Scooby” lewis

    hold on one second SHAQ..i’m zooming in on Kobe’s championship that we bout to take

  • http://upandfresh.fr frednetick

    That’s championship island captain Kevin Flint!

  • http://slam.com daniel ”newera” richardson

    paul:hay,i can’t spot my wheelchair around in the stands,guess i wouldn’t need it!

  • Kian

    “santa…?!?!?!?!”

  • Lance Thompson

    Pierce: Sorry, Larry B. and John H., but I see 30,000 points on the horizon. Can you all say Celtics all-time leading scorer?????

  • Manu

    It’s ‘Return Of The ‘Dead Eye (marksman)
    an epic battle between forces of East (BOS) and West (LAL)
    Ray Skywalker, Rajon Solo, Shaqbacca, KG Wan Kenobi, Perk2D2, C3Pierce0 (pictured)and friends are destined to take on the Dark Side of The West, when they face Darth Mamba, Darth Pau, Ron Sidius as they try to destroy the offensive firepower coming from the Zen Star

    (did I win?) :o )

  • Allen Anderson

    Yeah Shaq, you still look big as hell even when I do this

  • Joe

    “Are my eyes tricking me or is Bryant Reeves back in the league? Oh wait, that is Luke Harangondy, never mind, Game On!!”

  • jack boutchard

    you can run but you can’t hide

  • caleb thomas

    i just need 2 more to get my first number man i can see it coming

  • http://slamonline.com Ben Osborne

    Thanks for all the entries. A winner has been chosen. Look for the winning entry in SLAM #145, on sale in early January.

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