Friday, March 4th, 2011 at 8:50 am  |  193 responses

Post Up: Cold Front

Magic ride a wave of hot shooting past Heat, while AK-47 bobbles the night away.

by Adam Figman | @afigman

Orlando 99, Miami 96

It all looked kinda familiar, no? As if it’s happened before. Miami comes out strong, looks dominant, then the Magic threaten with a little long ball-field run, then the Heat shut them down on the strength of their insanely talented superstars. (You see!) This time, though, down as many as 24 in the third, Orlando’s threes kept falling as the team made its run, and Miami had no answer on either side of the court. Jason Richardson hit bucket after bucket, ending up with 24 points (and 6 threes), while Dwight Howard cleaned up down low with 14 points and 18 rebounds. The Heat had an opportunity to tie it late, but both Chris Bosh (13 points) and LeBron James (29-6-4) missed open looks before the buzzer sounded. (It was reported later that the play was called for Dwyane Wade, but CB found a decent look a launched away.) Orlando now stands at fourth in the East, separated on both sides by 2.5 games; Miami’s still in second, two games back of Boston.

Denver , Utah

A scrappy, back-and-forth contest before two new-look West squads, this looked over all but wrapped up late in the fourth after Arron Afflalo (19 points) drilled a clutch three to put the Nuggets up two possessions with about 11 ticks to go. But mere seconds later, Devin Harris (21 points) hit a J that put the Jazz down just 2 with around 2 seconds remaining. All Kenyon Martin needed to do was inbound the ball and Denver had the win, but that was apparently easier said than done, because the rock landed right in Andrei Kirilenko’s hands, directly under the hoop. And just when it looked like an easy lay-up would force OT—From that range? With that caliber? Even if you miss, you can’t miss!—AK-47 bobbled the roundball and the clock hit double zeros. Damn. Check the ugly footage below.

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  • MUBWAR

    I love how Lebron brought all that attention to a Heat team that never got any. On Wednesday, there were 10 games but only about 50 posts in here but the Heat lose a game and there is a gazillion comments on this team. Sometimes I wonder If Bosh and Wade could have all by themselves.

  • http://slamonline.com Kap

    Its also sad when someone talks about a team different from Miami, the slurpers come out and say they are tired of talking about the same topics and then turn the comment section into the “Heat fan club” section. Its the heat fans who go around here talking ish and berating everyone so I’m gonna do my best to rattle you guys feathers when your idols lose.

  • http://nobulljive.com/ Enigmatic

    Chris Bosh released this statement in regards to LeBron James’ errant pass that hit him in the dome -

    “C’mon, that is how guys get hurt, that is how serious injuries happen. You’ve got to watch people’s heads. I know guys want to pass and everything but we all want to play and provide for our families and have a job.
    We all want to be healthy and that is very important.
    If it is by somebody’s head, don’t pass the ball, it’s too close.”

  • http://www.slamonline.com AllDayEveryDay

    Bryan Crawford,
    how the hell was Pippen a role player? Yes MJ was the ‘MAN’ on the team, but how the HELL does that mean Pippen’s a role player. I didn’t know if you were the guy who guards the best player, causes the most havoc with help defense, initiate and run the Offense, score 20 and grab boards, and being a top3 wing in the league meant your a role player… Some HUGE role I guess. Pippen was a 2nd banana but a SUPERSTAR, not a role player

  • http://slamonline.com Allenp

    1. Kobe’s hairline is clearly in the middle of his head right. LeBron is losing on the corners, but Kobe created an extra forehead.
    2. College is cool. So was public school. Plus, most people mess up irony. I do it too.
    3. Bron gets just as much hate as he does praise. So does Kobe. Anybody who hasn’t noticed that side effect of being considered “the best” hasn’t been paying attention.

  • http://slamonline.com Allenp

    I agree with AllDay.

  • http://bulls.com airs

    kobe’s barber does a pretty good job making it look almost natural. and lebrons head band just keeps moving higher and higher every year, its about to pop off.

  • http://nobulljive.com/ Enigmatic

    Alanis Morissette messed up the hell outta irony.
    Pretty ironic that someone who wrote a song called “Ironic” doesn’t know the meaning of the word.
    Wait…did I use “ironic” correctly??

  • http://bulls.com airs

    i think you might’ve just alanis morissetted your use of irony

  • JTaylor21

    Enigmatic, that was a good one. Looks like the entire Chicago fanbase is dancing in joy that the bulls didn’t sign Bosh last summer.
    Anyways, how do you see tonight’s game vs the Magic going? Noah for all the great things he brings to a team, is not necessarily a great one-on-one defender and he lacks the bulk to handle Howard down low but I wouldn’t put it past defensive guru Thibs to come up with a gameplan for slowing down DHow.
    DRose on the other hand should be able to abuse Nelson all night long but he better throw on some hockey gear next time he decides to drive down the lane on DHow.
    I’m hoping that DRose shows out tonight because there’s nothing better than watching him abuse PGs. It’s almost as fun as watching lions hunt on the animal channel.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=j-JgAOrAQDc Nicolas Fleming

    Nah, JT…You think it helps, then you get your first job and you are retaught everything you thought you knew.

  • http://nobulljive.com/ Enigmatic

    Damn.

  • http://slamonline.com Bryan Crawford

    I’m pretty sure I acknowledged him being a great player. And those things that he did, that was his role. I don’t mean role player in the Mike Miller sense, I meant it in the sense that he knew where he fell on the totem pole.
    And since I was discussing that in relation to Miami’s situation where that kind of realization doesn’t exist, I felt it was a relevant comment and pretty easy to understand.
    it certainly was in no way meant to diss Pippen.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=j-JgAOrAQDc Nicolas Fleming

    It’s ironic that the most ironic part of that song was that it wasn’t ironic?

  • http://bulls.com airs

    I disagree, jtaylor. i think noah is actually pretty good a one on one defender, and he’s actually a lot more ripped than his ridiculous ponytail and baggy jersey might imply

  • http://slamonline.com Bryan Crawford

    Jameer Nelson always gives DRose problems… On both ends. He usually doesn’t have great games against Orlando.

  • http://slamonline.com nbk

    Pippen was a sooper Role player. Who would have been a superstar in any other situation (he still was a “superstar” in the sense of being famous, but he could have been a “superstar” in terms of statistics). I get what Crawford is saying, and for Miami LeBron almost needs to take on a role player attitude (never gonna happen), where he just does the things his team needs instead of trying to be the center of attention/reason they win or lose. Wade I think plays the “go-to” guy scorer role a little better, even though LeBron is a much better player.

  • http://nobulljive.com/ Enigmatic

    JTaylor – Tonight’s game should be pretty damn good.
    Orlando is riding high from their great win.
    Chicago is still upset from their horrible loss.
    I think it’ll come down to whoever wins the battle of the boards and second chance points.
    Noah is a good defender but he lacks the strength to hang with Howard.
    Stacey King would never say this about Noah, but I will – “Get in the weight room, son! If you scared, buy a dog!”
    And yeah, Rose does struggle against Orlando.

  • JTaylor21

    Okay here’s the stat I was looking for; Heat shooting last 30 seconds; tied or down 1-3:
    Bosh: 0 for 2 on 2pt FG, 0 for 2 3PT, 1Pt
    Bron: 2 for 8 on 2pt FG, 0 for 5 3PT, 7PTs
    Wade: 1 for 7 on 2pt FG, 1 for 2 3PT, 7PTs
    So what’s with all the hoopla about wade needing to get more touches down the stretch?

  • http://slamonline.com Allenp

    That’s a loser’s bet for Bron. Sadly, the general public would KILL him for making that choice, and he needs to sell shoes and stuff.

  • http://www.michaelcho.com M Cho

    Nice reference to Omar and Brother Mouzone in the write-up. LOL.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=j-JgAOrAQDc Nicolas Fleming

    Wade is shooting 50 percent from three in the last 30 seconds tied or down 1-3?

  • http://slamonline.com Allenp

    On two shots… C’mon son.
    Nate and Perkins having knee issues. Did the Celtics pull a fast one?

  • http://nobulljive.com/ Enigmatic

    I was thinking the same thing about the Celtics, Allen.
    And Perkins already signed an extension with OKC, didn’t he?

  • dsleepy

    good lord 171 comments already…feel bad for spo, he has a website designed to try to get him fired. the comment earlier about thibs: dude is a very LEGIT coach. yea, drose is carrying the team, but thibs has the entire team bought into his system, which is a very substantial reason why the bulls are closing in on the #2/#1 spot. Drose is playing mvp ball, but without thibs, he wouldnt be getting as much recognition for it.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=j-JgAOrAQDc Nicolas Fleming

    I know Allen, I was just looking at how easy you can twist numbers. They don’t mean a lot.

  • http://www.twitter.com/TheDiesel Anton

    Enigmatic 1:08 FTW

  • http://nicekicks.com meloman2.0

    OMG PLEASE upload the video of Chris Bosh crying last night… do us raptor fans this one favor

  • http://nobulljive.com/ Enigmatic

    Have y’all read about that high school kid, Wes Leonard?
    What a tragedy, but I suppose some comfort can be taken in knowing the kid passed after perhaps the greatest moment in his young life.

  • http://slamonline.com nbk

    i did very tragic. But to be honest, if I prematurely went out, that’s the way i’d wanna go. My prayers are with his family

  • http://bedotwater.bandcamp.com BE.water

    is it safe to name dwight howard “dirty dozen” yet??

  • Pharoah

    Eboy Posted: Jan.31 at 10:42 am
    AllBall…once again, when you are the leader, you have to take the blame. There is no excuse.
    < And yet every single loss he puts the blame on Spo.

  • Pharoah

    Orlando did the exact same thing last game too, coming back from a 23 point deficit to missing the 3 that would have forced OT. And to everyone who always says “Jordan wouldn’t have let that happen” when Kobe loses to a bad team or whatever. Guess what Jordan would’ve never blown so many 20 point leads in a season. LBJ is the biggest choker in the game.

  • http://slamonline.com tealish

    @Pharoah — you still haven’t figured out that Eboy is a character? So was the Greek poster. Both have moments of realness and insightfulness, but they’re both also characters.
    Everyone needs to know this by now and should post from here on out with that fact firmly in mind, so that after every Miami collapse, we don’t get dozens of “Eboy, where you at?!” comments.

  • http://sdfklf.com Jukai

    Tealish: if I remember correctly, everyone wanted the Greek poster banned.

  • http://slamonline.com tealish

    @Jukai — I didn’t. And Iverson’s my favourite player of all time.

  • http://www.fiba.com Darksaber

    Wow, a TPU thread had Alanis pulled into it and i slept through it? Man.
    Resembled the good comment sections that were full of pop culture references, good humor AND bball discussions.

  • allenp

    I never asked for him to be banned either. And I suspected he was a racist.

  • http://www.fiba.com Darksaber

    Allenp: more fanatic than racist, if i had to wager a guess.

  • http://www.fiba.com Darksaber

    Btw, el Grieco wasn’t “banned”. His anonymity was threatened after a particularly roudy summer and fall of ‘commentiing’ (even by his standards) and decided to tuck his tail and run.
    Like a true blowhard.

  • http://slamonline.com tealish

    What’s up, Red Rocket.

  • http://www.slamonline.com Myles Brown

    ROFLMFAOZ.

  • http://www.fiba.com Darksaber

    Speaking of one of the departed Euro’s favourite players to attack, what the hell did Iguodala take? The man has been a stat monster (double digit assists, whatt?) since January.
    Keep it up, Andre. And look out below, Knicks.

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