Wednesday, March 16th, 2011 at 5:12 pm  |  68 responses

Sure Shot

They say a picture’s worth 1,000 words. But you only need a couple to win.

Robin LopezRobin Lopez may have established himself as a legitimate NBA big man (we certainly hyped him up as that much and more a couple issues ago), but he’s always going to be as well known for his hair. And, maybe, a somewhat diabolical grin. What do you think has this half of the Lopez twins so amused?

Whoever writes the funniest caption will win a dope prize from our vault and see their name in Trash Talk next issue.

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  • J-Chau

    Audition: Charlie Sheen impersonation.

  • Dave

    “Now, Bart, any last requests?”

  • Daniel Nunez

    Hey brother look Im WINNING

  • logues

    “man im ugly”

  • cheeks

    “got a new plan to kill bart simpson muahahahaha”

  • Ali Saadat

    Robin: Yea I saw that free throw by Marcin (Gortat)!”

  • Brandon Hurt

    Im gonna smile while the guy next to me is talking, so he thinks im listening but really im thinkin about my next free day so I can get a new perm, (valley girl voice!)

  • zach c

    Robin: Did you just fart?

  • http://bugmarley.com Leonel

    RT@eegabeeva88 “this is indeed a disturbing universe”

  • jace

    “… and i’ll call it.. ‘the sweet life of robin and brook’.. not brook and robin.”

  • jace

    “my brother grabbed 4 rebs? in 35 mins?!? hahaha.. i cant wait to tell mom”

  • jace

    “no! we werent the twins from big daddy… ORRR the twins from full house”

  • JD

    Now you must partake of the hemlock.

  • Mas

    “I can’t ball but I’m in the NBA, I can’t ball but I’m in the NBA, I can’t ball but I’m in the NBA, lalalalala”

  • Noah

    “Steve will never guess what I slipped in his drink, mwahahahahaha”

  • Caribbean Crossover

    LOL @ Noah’s comment

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  • prwitnikes

    Pour me some more “Four Loko” before I go back in.

  • Collin Harriott

    “I can’t believe no one has worked out I’m playing for 2 NBA Teams yet, I mean I know it worked it college but I had no idea this pretending I have a twin thing would work in the big leagues!!”

  • Aristotle

    I seeeeeeeeeeeeee you!!!

  • http://www.kwapt.blogspot.com KobeWearsAPurpleThong

    “Heh heh…when the bird that nests in my hair lays eggs….heh…it tickles. Heh..heh…”

  • Collin Harriott

    “I can’t believe no one has worked out I’m playing for 2 NBA Teams yet, I mean I know it worked in college but I had no idea this pretending I have a twin thing would work in the big leagues!!”

  • AveJoes20

    Laugh it up. I may be the tallest, darkest and ugliest elf but one day I’ll show you all!

  • http://www.walshsportsblog.com Darren

    “Yes, shampoo AND conditioner. Thanks for asking.”

  • Brennan

    Robin: “I love beating Batman and destroying Gotham City. Sometimes I wish my name was Joker too. I think we look a lot alike.”

  • Pete F

    Sideshow Bob is all excited for a second Simpsons movie!

  • http://aol.com Bill

    Oooh!!! Tipsyland!! hahhaha blech!!

  • isaac

    Look at that booty

  • Jake Munckton

    “Finally my plan is almost complete. The quadruplets became triplets, the triplets became twins, when I annihilate Brook, I will be the only one left. Mom will finally come to MY games. Mwahahahahahahaha…”

  • Sebardo

    whos laughing now a’mare

  • http://mrwerkz@yahoo.com jermaine

    man i swear times then changed……….i went and got my jerry curl done like michael cage and now i cant find any activator anywhere. look at this on my head man!

  • Jasmine

    Let me just sniff this cup a couple more times…

  • BigNasty32

    By the time the warden realizes I switched places with Robin Lopez…I will already have my revenge on BART SIMPSON!

  • jack boutchard

    r u high

  • Chris Gelin

    Hahahaha look Steve Nash just got stuffed.

  • http://mstewart@pugetsound.edu Mark Stewart

    I’ll get you Bart Simpson!

  • Sauce

    *inner monologue* what they dont realize is that actually IM brook…

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  • zach m

    The Grinch

  • zach m

    HAHA I RUined chrstmas

  • Howard

    I just saw Nash’s FIFA comercial, and I’m not sure I’ll ever be able to imagine him without his speedos.

  • Zarfan

    “This is not Gatorade, you cheeky bugger.”

  • idrees

    Robin: “Excellent, now we will have a top notch draft pick, one who actually PASS the ball to ME, MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!”

  • Jeff

    I call this one Blue Steel.

  • Ryan Spicer

    Nash to Lopez: “you know there’s no point in keepin that do, Lebrons made his decision”

  • Juan Carlos Moreno


  • d-rav

    Robin: I got Tiger Blood man

  • http://www.hoopsvibe.com/features/overdribbling chiqo

    i only played five minutes just now and i got more rebounds than my brother will in an entire month.

  • Najee Fareed

    Robin: Okay, let me get this straight. You know I am not Brook but you still want my autograph?

  • Ben Weiner

    I win you lose

  • Ben Weiner

    Robin: Aren’t point guards supposed to PASS the ball (starts to crack up and smile evil-y)

  • http://twitter.com/scooter60610 Scott

    I don’t always drink sports drinks, but when I do, I prefer Dos Lopez. Stay thirsty my friends.

  • JLotz

    “I dare you to take a sip.”

  • JLotz

    “This new Gatorade is as rejuvinating as sticking your finger in an outlet.”

  • Glendon

    I see you Blake Griffin, and when I get on the court, I’m so dunking on you! I know all your secrets now! HEHEHEHE!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Devin Mcrae

    Hahahahaha Steve Nash broke his nose again… Sucka

  • Bubba

    I didn’t know Vince Carter had a reseeding hairline. He can borrow some of my hair coach.

  • NoLo DoLo

    “HAHA Brook may have taken my scoring, but i got all the rebounding, LOL FOREAL 6 REBOUNDS A GAME,Rondo J-Kidd and CP3 are right on his tail.”

  • Justin Waters

    hey Ladies…..you live around here?

  • Justin Waters

    I know I know, movie star good looks. Peep the hair, bout to do a Vidal Sassoon commercial next week.

  • Los

    This time I mixed 4 different colors of kool-aid.

  • http://soundcloud.com/boy-sanchez Boy Sanchez

    How you doing…?

  • Glenn Loughran


  • Glenn Loughran

    Good Smeagel wants his championship ring, where is his ring,,ohhh my preciousss, where is my preciousss

  • vince S.

    ill enjoy this nice cup of coffee since Marcin is getting all the playing time

  • Aundrae Forbes

    Tender Deliciuosness

  • Aundrae Forbes

    peek-ka-boo i see you

  • http://slamonline.com Ben Osborne

    Thanks for all the entries. Look for a winner in SLAM 148, on sale in about 10 days.