Thursday, May 5th, 2011 at 9:12 am  |  422 responses

Post Up: Say Hello to Goodbye

Lakers fall further into hole; Bulls climb back out.

Atlanta 73, Chicago 86

Derrick Rose was presented with his MVP trophy just before tip-off last night in an emotional ceremony in which he stated that the award wasn’t for him, but for the City of Chicago. Then, the Bulls went out and did what everyone was really there to see them do, win Game 2.

It was a must win for Chicago, no doubt, as they couldn’t afford to head to Atlanta down 0-2. The game was ugly on both sides, but the Bulls played much better defense on Wednesday night than they did on Monday night and managed to walk away with the series tied at one game apiece.

Joe Johnson and Jeff Teague both continued to play well. Johnson, although he didn’t score 30+ in this game, still managed to shoot efficiently and seems to be the only reliable and consistent scorer that these Hawks have. Teague has also been a pleasant surprise. In two games he’s not only shot the ball well, he’s also taken care of it to the tune of having only 1 turnover, which occurred in Game 2. I think most predicted him to play and perform well, but I’m not sure anyone could have predicted that he would play this well.

For the Chicago Bulls, it was an ugly win, but they’ll take it nonetheless.

Derrick Rose still hasn’t played well, and last night was especially bad as he scored 25 points point but took 27 shots to do it (1-8 from the three-point line). He also had 8 turnovers to go with his 10 assists. Still, the shots that he did make seemed to be timely, and at least he got to the FT line this time.

Joakim Noah was a beast as he had 19 points and 14 rebounds, 7 of those came on the offensive glass. He totally outplayed Al Horford and seems to be establishing himself as a strong presence in this series as supposed to the Pacers series in Round 1.

Luol Deng played solid but Carlos Boozer is still struggling. It’s gotten so bad that Bulls fans in the United Center have begun to boo him whenever he’s out on the floor or being subbed out of the game. His teammates have rallied behind him, but you have to think that something like that is really bothering him.

All in all, the both the Bulls and the Hawks did what they were supposed to do in the first two games. Atlanta stole one and Chicago won a game that they couldn’t afford to lose. This all sets up nicely for Game 3 on Friday in Atlanta. – Bryan Crawford / @_BryanCrawford

Dallas 93, L.A. Lakers 81

There’s a lot to say about the Mavs’ 93-81 win over the Lakers. Most of those things are questions, like “How?” and “Why?”

There might not be answers. All we can do is explain it, like a UFO sighting or a very complicated crime scene, and hope we parse it out by Friday so we know what to expect.

That’s mostly what this 2-0 series lead is at this point, anyway—a very complicated crime scene. Everything you know is dead, everyone is ruled by confusion, and the Mavericks are running away scot-free because they’re too scary-looking to try to needle at.

So, the explanation. The Mavericks came out a little hot. DeShawn Stevenson hit those corner threes he’s hit for two months in his entire career, and those two months were at the start of this season. He looks like that guy again. He has the swagger of a thousand Marines on port. It was contagious.

The Mavs led early and the Lakers crawled back. Little bits of Kobe here and there until the crying stopped. He figured out Kidd, so they switched Stevenson on to him. Then this process repeated. The Lakers had glimpses of the lead, but decided they didn’t want it, so they lent it back like ugly jewelry.

Not to be all terribly linear here, but then the third quarter came and the Lakers couldn’t hang anymore.

The 2005 Detroit Pistons. That’s it. That’s what you were thinking of all that time you were trying to think of how well this Dallas team collapsed around the Lakers in the paint in this quarter. Pau began missing so many layups that Lakers fans were booing a team that was down 5 in a Playoff game.

Nobody in gold got any looks worth taking within 16 feet. This wouldn’t be a world-ending problem if the Lakers could hit a jumpshot tonight. They couldn’t. The third quarter shot chart is actually kind of funny, if you find lots of spread apart Xs hilarious.

Oh! We should probably mention the murder weapon at this point. We’ve been focusing so much on the confusion because it’s so compelling in hindsight—it would make for a masterful episode of Cops—but there was a definitive attacker and a definitive victim.

The attacker was JJ Barea, of all people. He penetrated on a defense that forgot how switches on pick-and-rolls work and just took over. A floater here. A Kidd three there. A Brendan Haywood dagger dunk with about five minutes left. He looked like a real second option tonight and it kind of freaked everybody out.

The Mavs are all pent up with swagger right now, and why not? It’s a whole postseason of has-beens and hustle players turning into superheroes.

So, of course, the Lakers are exactly like us right now: They have no answers.

The Lakers are dead. Long live the Lakers. No, actually, it’s probably too late. — Ben Collins

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  • izzo

    I wish we could back to the old days. Where’s Omar? Ryan? Instead we have guys like nbk, zoom, and bulls22

  • http://slamonline.com nbk

    I don’t see the Bulls seriously challenging Miami for the conference finals crown. I think it’s pretty certain that we’ll see a Miami/LA or Miami/OKC finals.

  • JTaylor21

    Nbk, good one. How long did it take you to come up with that earth shattering joke?
    “first you don’t succeed, dust yourself off and try again, try again”

  • http://www.bulls.com Rigo Gonzalez

    What JTaylor @ 7:01 said.
    Except in regards to YOUR 7:01 comment, not whatever the hell he’s referring to.

  • http://www.slamonline.com unf*ckwitable

    I cant even keep up with the daily beefs on here. It makes my head hurt. @Nbk im beginning to feel the Bulls will not be much of a threat to the Heat in the conference finals as much as it pains me to admit because out of the teams left im rooting for the Bulls.

  • http://slamonline.com nbk

    7:01 wasn’t me. I’ve already said the conference finals in each conference is taking place right now. So that is clearly not me

  • http://slamonline.com nbk

    It took me however long it took to type it taylor, I don’t waste any time thinking of things to say to you. That’s like measuring how your gonna respond to a peanut

  • http://www.danchamb.com.br Lz – Cphfinest3

    Yes, it has Izzo. We are all in to the knees…

  • http://slamonline.com Eboy

    Last post before I get out of here, I think JTaylor is one marble short of a full deck but let up on him nbk. Let’s squash this until Mon, when I can gloat about the Heat’s 3-0 lead! :-D

  • JTaylor21

    This sh*t is like the twilight zone.

  • http://slamonline.com nbk

    Lol i’m actually on my way out of the office, and i will be gone for the rest of the day. So whoever does post under my name isn’t me, hopefully they entertain you guys. later y’all

  • http://www.bulls.com Rigo Gonzalez

    I still wanna know who unf*ckwitable is.
    Since I fathered your name and all.
    You ain’t the ol’ dirty bastard, yo!
    LOL

  • http://www.danchamb.com.br Lz – Cphfinest3

    If Dallas take LAL (I belive they will) they will go to the Finals and meet the Heat. Thunder will have huge problems with guarding Dirk (no, Ibaka is not the answer), have Marion to chase Durant around and Kidd, Terry, Stevenson, Brewer to slow Westbrook. This Dallas team look very good on both ends when focused. I think the Heat will win the ring, hoping for Chicago – but they are not getting past the Heat. When Bulls go out, I’ll be cheering for Dirk. Durant & Westbrook will get their rings later on, Diggler deserves a ring imo.

  • http://slamonline.com zoom

    Damn, slam is cold. It’s colder than it is in the D. Eboy is a girl. Nbk is a lady. Enigmatic is a fruit. JTaylor is a baby btcich. I am a dragg queen. Just like T-Baby said, T-Money is my honey.

  • http://www.triplejunearthed.com/dacre Dacre

    I had a bad dream last night… DALMAV made it to the western conference finals, and choked losing to MEMPHIS (king of a cindarella story up in here) who went on to play the HEAT…who sweep Grizzlies by an average of 18 a game. cold sweats.

  • http://www.facebook.com/joe.l.brewer3 BlackPhantom

    Sensitive Internet Thugs need hugs today. Just kidding

  • http://slamonline.com The Ambassador

    LOL con todos los chistes de espanol.

    Rogo Gonzalez= Pablo Estrada!!!

  • http://www.slamonline.com melvin ely

    Bill Hicks. That is all.

  • http://Www.fiba.com Darksaber

    Of the newGen of comedians, Kevin Hart makes me roar with laughter.
    “Say it with YOUR CHEST!”

  • T-Money

    Rigo is actually Mario Lopez.

  • http://www.bulls.com Rigo Gonzalez

    Ha!

  • http://stapledesign.com Spaceship Jay

    We should all meet at a central location and fight.

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