Thursday, June 16th, 2011 at 9:05 am  |  18 responses

Dallas Mavericks Read Top 10 List on Letterman

The NBA Champion Mavs made an appearance on David Letterman’s show last night. The Star-Telegram has the quotes from the Top 10 bit:

No. 10: forward Shawn Marion, ‘I don’t have to sit here and lie about how winning isn’t important.’

No. 9: guard JJ Barea, ‘The congratulatory sext from Anthony Weiner.’

No. 8: guard Rodrigue Beaubois, ‘Helped take the sting out of hearing Hef’s wedding was cancelled.’

No. 7: forward Brian Cardinal, ‘It’s every kid’s dream to lick the Larry O’Brien Trophy.’

No. 6: coach Rick Carlisle, ‘U.S. Constitution permits NBA champs to sit in on national security briefings.’

No. 5: center Tyson Chandler, ‘Celebrating with my kitties.’

No. 4: forward Caron Butler, ‘Why didn’t anyone tell me we won?’

No. 3: guard Jason Terry, ‘Now I can ask Mark Cuban for a raise.’

No. 2: owner Mark Cuban, ‘If you thought I was cocky and obnoxious before – get ready.’

No. 1: forward Dirk Nowitzki, ‘It might land me a Kardashian sister.’”

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  • http://www.kb24.com The Seed

    Dallas have fun with your bracelet or necklace or maybe ring bling, but I can’t wait for next year, when the real Dallas will stand up, because this Dirk is great all time player, top 20 player stuff is killing me. I wanted Dallas to win, but people acting like Dirk has been great every year since he entered the league is reDirkculous. One good post season, to me does not change his career to me, just adds hardware, but the years after this will really tell you about Dirk career. I am tired of Dallas already. BOOK IT!!

  • http://bugmarley.com Bug Marley

    No DeShawn? Hehe

  • cramzy

    say mayne, Dirk is putting up 26 and 10 for his playoff career, with 2 finals runs. Lets not front like he hasn’t been great. Lets not do that.

  • phil

    @the seed. i’ve seen your comments around slam lately….what’s with all the hate? all this talk about next season and how dallas is going to fail next year. go back to shining lebron’s d*ck

  • Groves

    Nowitzki, Cuban, Butler, Carlisle and cardinal are my top 5 for this one

  • http://www.fiba.com Darksaber

    Someone should have swallowed dude when he was still a SEED in a nutsack. Hate insulting people here but this moron disappeared from here while THE NBA CHAMPION DALLAS MAVERICKS were sweeping the team he supports, but now he’s spouting all kinds of rubbish about the Mavs, Bron AND DIRK (better than Kobe all season long, sorry, H.A.T.E.R.) Didn’t think there could be a more annoying Troll on Slamonline than the late Spanny, congrats you are now it. A dumbass who shrieks after his team FAILED, trying to discredit the hard work of the Champs who thrashed them. Now shut up and choke on your tears as the Mavs and their fans enjoy the parade.
    BOOK THAT, you pathetic excuse for a bball “fan”.

  • http://www.twitter.com/nflem41 Nicolas Fleming

    Damn, Dark! On Tupac’s Birthday? Hit Em Up!

  • http://www.fiba.com Darksaber

    Sorry, Nic. Been stewing for a few days now, it needed to be said.
    Had to let Psycho-D out for a minute there.
    I’m good now and done w. commenting till next season.
    Wanna enjoy the offseason, not be annoyed by numbnuts.
    Tweet ya later.
    You at the parade btw?

  • http://www.twitter.com/nflem41 Nicolas Fleming

    I made an appearance. Nuts.

  • http://www.bulls.com Enigmatic

    Say it ain’t so, Dark!
    Oh well, I’ll holla at ya when I see you on the tweets!

  • snasty10

    glad dirk got his

  • http://www.facebook.com/joe.l.brewer3 BlackPhantom

    Dirk & Dark FTW

  • http://www.facebook.com/joe.l.brewer3 BlackPhantom

    I keep telling y’all don’t take seed seriously when it comes to stuff that isn’t related to Kobe Bryant.

  • http://www.michaelcho.com M Cho

    Nice to the see the champions basking in the spotlight.

  • http://www.slamonline.com/ 1982

    Nice, #’s 4-1 made me laugh. Maybe next time post the topic too, Slam?

  • http://thetroyblog.com Teddy-the-Bear

    wtf the Youtube video only shows three of them. What a rip-off!

  • http://thetroyblog.com Teddy-the-Bear

    Is it because it’s airing tonight? Or did it air last night?

  • Gary

    It is a great lesson that hard work and perseverance do have rewards. In the final analyses The Dallas won because of their determination and that is the way it should be.