Tuesday, August 16th, 2011 at 9:00 am  |  87 responses

Kobe Bryant Allegedly Injured Wrist of Fellow Churchgoer


by Marcel Mutoni@marcel_mutoni

Congratulations are in order for Kobe Bryant, who takes the cake for the strangest NBA-related incident of the summer.

A man alleges that Kobe hurt his wrist — enough for him to end up in the hospital — when the Los Angeles Lakers’ superstar guard thought the dude was secretely photographing Bryant and his family during service at a church this past Sunday.

Kobe supposedly grabbed the guy’s phone, “injured” him in the process, but did not find any pictures.

From News 10 and the OC Register:

Sources told 10News Bryant was attending a church service at St. Therese of Carmel in Carmel Valley Sunday and thought someone was taking pictures of him with a cellphone. According to police, Bryant took the phone from the man, did not see any pictures and then left the church.

The man said he had to go to the hospital for treatment on his wrist.

San Diego police are now investigating the matter.

The lesson here, friends, is not to allow Kobe Bryant to think you’re snapping pics of him and his fam while at church. It may result in a injured wrist.

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  • EJ

    If God loves people, why can’t he let us play snake if we enjoy it? And why would you feel like you need to battle for something that you think is all powerful? I mean he’ll just send us dirty bastards to hell to suffer for all eternity when we mock him, isn’t that enough? I don’t get it why you need to bother about it.

  • EJ

    And I know many muslims who drink and do stuff that’s actually fun. They aren’t all crazy you know.

  • EJ

    And I know many muslims who drink and do stuff that’s actually enjoyable. They aren’t all crazy you know.

  • robb

    yeah, I know some muslims drink and all but the majority of them (the people I know) at least show some respect when they go to their temples. I’m not a religious guy or anything but I do think you should show some respect if you’re gonna go or don’t go at all.

  • http://bleacherreport.com/articles/791470-lebron-james-vs-dwyane-wade-who-is-the-better-player/page/8 nbk

    Matic the Seed has been M.I.A. since he forgot Gary Payton was the PG of the Lakers in 04, after he went on an extended rant about how Fisher’s horrible defense made Chauncey Billups a Finals MVP.

  • Shem

    This is all LeBron’s fault

  • http://www.bulls.com Enigmatic

    LOL so you mean he GP was the starting PG but he MISTOOK IT!!! for Fisher?
    Maybe next time he should LOOK IT!!! up in Google.
    Wow. My head? SHOOK IT!!!

  • http://bleacherreport.com/articles/791470-lebron-james-vs-dwyane-wade-who-is-the-better-player/page/8 nbk

    I wish Slamonline was like twitter sometimes, so when there is a comment like that, i can, favorite it!!!

  • http://philosopher.view@blogspot.com The Philosopher

    HAHA!
    LONG… LIVE… THE KING!

  • http://www.slamonline.com Max

    Poor poor Seed..

  • http://slamonline Brion

    Whats that Kanye lyric about “when im in church no photos”?

  • Ichef

    Damn BASED God

  • Gaz

    I wonder if The Seed remembers that Kobe played for the Lakers last season???… Probs not…

  • Gaz

    *His ‘beloved’ Lakers

  • BostonBaller

    Kobe overreacted…situation overblown…$$$$igns…move on

  • Ben

    Smh, Kobe.

    LeBron traveled.

  • BostonBaller

    amh

  • http://www.kb24.com The Seed

    Some of yall got jokes. I know GP played in 2004, was just making a point about Fisher defense.
    IF my FAVORITE ALL TIME PLAYER KOBE DID this, then dude must have deserved it. Kobe taking up for his fam. Dude probably wants money, but its cool. Kobe can give him some chump change, but I bet the Pastor probably backs Kobe. BOOK IT!!

  • Gaz

    The Seed, your FAVOURITE ALL TIME PLAYER KOBE only ever one his chips and made all of those All-Star appearances due to Slow DFish weak D on him… Oh wait they played on the same team…

  • Gaz

    *won

  • http://cnbc.com JTaylor21

    The seed is a regular old Bishop Eddie Long.

  • http://www.bulls.com Enigmatic

    The pastor will probably want some money too.
    CROOK IT!!!

  • http://www.slamonline.com i love kobe

    It just shows a good gesture from a guy like kobe bryant hehe. what an icon

  • http://www.slamonline.com i love kobe

    kobe is just OVER REACTING!

  • http://www.hoopsvibe.com/features/overdribbling chiqo

    i wonder if the police will find more than one man’s dna on the victim’s wrist.

  • http://bedotwater.bandcamp.com BE.water

    zing! Chiqo!! lol

  • Gaz

    ^^^ Maybe they will find The Seed’s ‘seeds’ amongst that DNA…

  • http://www.triplejunearthed.com/dacre Dacre

    When Kobe ‘wristed’ that dude…did he have his jaw jutting out? Thats how I imagine it….

  • http://Slamonline nbk

    #kobeface #idotcareifitsslam #payabookingfeealreadyseed

  • Jer Boi

    Damn The Seed I don’t think anyone takes you seriously anymore.

  • http://twitter.com/#!/MichaelJR_NZ Michael NZ

    Nothing but a money grab.

  • http://bedotwater.bandcamp.com BE.water

    Any chance I could get some Layup Line love? I wont disappoint. Im bringing that real!

    click the name, listen to cassette tapes.

  • Gaz

    Nobody ever took The Seed seriously, but when you forget that Gary Payton, one of the greatest point guards of all time, played on your team in the modern era; then it really is beyond a joke… He is most definitely one ‘seed’ that should have never been fertilized… now watch him SOOK IT!!!

  • Kibs

    “And I know many muslims who drink and do stuff that’s actually enjoyable. They aren’t all crazy you know.”

    Yo EJ. No need to insult my (or any) religion, man. This ain’t Yahoo Sports.

  • http://www.slamonline.com UNFROZEN CAVEMAN LAWYER

    RIGO GOIN HARD ON SEED, MAKE HIM GO SIT IN THE CORNER. …NOOK IT!!!

  • http://slamonline.com Ugh

    “injured” wrist -> broken wrist
    Kobe involved -> Kobe broke his wrist
    Keep on pushing guys, we have this dude in the ground and Kobe in prison by tomorrow night!

  • http://www.slamonline.com ikobe boy

    kobe is just paranoid hehe

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