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Tuesday, December 6th, 2011 at 9:45 am  |  29 responses

Sixers Have Three Finalists for Potential New Mascot


Ever since “Hip-Hop” was kicked to the curb, the Sixers have narrowed their choices for a new mascot down to three candidates. Neither one will blow your socks off. Per the Philly Inquirer: “The owners reviewed drawings and have selected three finalists. Voting is under way at SixersMascotFanVote.com. The three finalists are: 1) A 7-foot tall rendition of Ben Franklin, named ‘Big Ben.’ * 2) Franklin Dogg, the All-American pet, adapted from artist drawings from the day nestled under the table beside Franklin. 3) Phil E. Moose, a 7-foot tall adaption of a basketball player; the moose being ‘one of the most regal animals to roam the wild.’ Once a selection is made, Raymond will help bring the winner to life. The new mascot is expected to debut early in the season.”

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  • http://www.bleacherreport.com Caribbean Crossover

    Long Live HIPHOP

  • http://www.optimabbc.be Max

    youtube.com/watch?v=limWD2yPGg4

  • DieselMechanic

    Lmao that they picked a 7 ft moose bc it is one of the most regal animals to roam the wild.

  • http://www.slamonline.com Wayno

    They also have 3 people who actually care who the mascot is…

  • http://360special.blogspot.com/ dev0

    i want the giant Ben Franklin

  • http://www.kittywilde.com RunNGun

    Big Ben for me… LMAO

  • KHALID SALAAM

    This is actually really bad. Lol. I don’t really care which one they use, its just such a lazy collection of ideas… How can you not laugh? A moose? Really?

  • Waggle

    My vote is for the moose. How distinguished!

  • MaxIsNative

    Big Ben shall live again!

  • slamfan4life

    big ben!

  • bike

    How about a big 7 foot bell with a crack in it?

  • http://slamonline.com LakeShow

    How bout a bum off the corner? Geez… lousy ass choices

  • http://www.slamonline.com Wayno

    A 7 foot Cheesesteak!

  • http://www.slamonline.com Wayno

    A 7 foot Allen Iverson

  • http://www.slamonline.com Wayno

    A 7 foot declaration of Independence

  • http://www.slamonline.com Wayno

    A 7 foot flight of step like the ones Rocky ran up

  • http://www.slamonline.com Wayno

    I’ll stop now…

  • http://www.slamonline.com Wayno

    One more, a 7 foot package of cream cheese…I’m really done this time…

  • Mike Vick

    I’m voting for the dog.

  • http://www.slamonline.com Wayno

    ^^^^^Well Played^^^^^

  • Young C

    I would vote for the dog but Mike Vick is in Philly and I can hear the lame jokes already.

  • http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8384143.stm LA Huey

    I like the Moose for no other reason than because somebody claimed it as “one of the most regal animals to roam the wild.” Apparently, they’re very unlike those elk running amok in Sweden (click my name for the story)

  • http://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/wizards/a-quick-guide-to-the-issues-of-the-nba-lockout/2011/10/11/gIQAon1ZbL_story.html unf*ckwitable

    That Elk was lit up, fermented apples FTW. Seriously but how can the evidence from a woman murdered by an Elk lead to a man being arrested, surely it would be fairly simple to figure out a woman found dead in the forrest was killed by an Elk.

  • http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-14842999 LA Huey

    ^They say elk are “one of the most inebriated animals to roam the wild”. I hope you saw the story about another elk (click my name)

  • $tevie Ca$h

    7 foot will smith

  • illadelph

    7 ft Penis

  • Shecky Shabazz

    I am devastated. I really wanted Will Smith to be the mascot. I would buy season tickets just for him. They should get DJ Jazzy Jeff to announce. I like the guy they have now, but Jazzy would be THE MAN.

  • http://www.optimabbc.be Max

    Let’s get Yao another shot
    As a mascot
    A 7ft6 Chinese man!

  • anip

    LAME LAME LAME choices (all three ot them). They don’t hold a candle to Hip Hop.
    I think the owners should admit their error and beg the return of the rabbit. Whos us the Bunny!

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